by Chewiebon
Some odd word choices (preamble) and some wrong ones.
"my erection literally spangled from my gym shorts."
span·gle
/ˈspaNGɡ(ə)l/
verb
past tense: spangled; past participle: spangled
cover with spangles or other small sparkling objects or lights.
"stars spangled the moonless sky"
His cock did not spangle.
Punctuation also needs work.
Welp, looks like I missed one. I'll definitely have it fixed. Still working on being better at writing.