by ProfessorDickHead
What female describes herself as having 'floppy fun bags'? Answer: none of them.
A very popular fantasy! Whilst it’s reassuring to know that not every man believes he has a magic cock there is such a thing as too much self deprecation. It felt like you were emphasising the negative so much that it was a miracle he was able to blackmail her into this. Or that it was a miracle that he ever had sex, of any kind. Overall I’m not a fan of blackmail stories but the student:professor is a favourite that I ignored that angle. I also agree with the “floppy fun bags” comment, no girl or woman that I know would apply that term to themselves aside from that it just comes across as so juvenile.
I do want to say thanks for sharing though your willingness to put yourself out there is appreciated, looking forward to reading more.
Tess (uk)