by CasualK9
Are there any authors left on this site that can compose a story (worth reading) that doesn't involve either a "HUMONGOUS MEGA COCK" The size of a telephone pole, or a tiny, pathetic micropenis? In short, can you write a story that does NOT use penis size as the primary (perhaps only) legitimate plot element?
Completely over the top, absurd, and sometimes disgusting. But funny! Definitely funny. Good job. 5 stars.