by darkhorsey
Let me be the first one to insult you!
First nothing about Rudolph, his red nose is it because of is alcohol intake, a cold, or his secondary smoke intake as I myself smoke like a chimney. Then nothing about Santa Claus refusal of delivering gifts to the Muslims, he deserves jail time for discrimination and here is what Arlo Guthrie thought of him "Santa Claus has a red suit, he must be a communist, a beard and long hair, he must be a pacifist and what's in the pipe that he's smoking?
I'm a staunch supporter of Wikileaks itself, as well as having a good laugh and I enjoyed this a great deal. Well done, good sir.
I will deliver his present. Santa won't be happy. I won't get any presents for the rest of my life. But then again, Santa's been pissed at me for a long time.
Absolutely delightful. Has all the charm of "Yes,Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" Nicely done. Your imagination is exceeded only by your insights!