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I was so in love with you..."
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Author's Notes: As my readers are no doubt aware by now, Karen has had, for many years, extensive training in courtesan arts. Not, as she pointed out, to be a perfect subservient wife to a man, but to be the perfect partner and lover to whomever she chose to marry and was worthy of her, and make both their lives Heaven on earth. She excelled in this training the way she excelled in music and science, which is to say, gloriously. Karen could outfuck any porn star crossbred with a Song Dynasty royal concubine.
And I thought it might be funny to write a story about what would happen if an everyday girl got it in her head that she had what it took to be Karen. The Accidental Courtesan was the result.
No, we won't be hearing from Shelly Farber ever again; I just needed a disposable character for this little romp. And I happen to think that the results speak for themselves.
Yes, the fraternity was named 'K.E.G.'
I've got story ideas that are going to be one-shots within the larger Alexaverse, but stand apart from the main storylines because they're of no consequence. Hell, my normally main characters were mostly in the background here. Shelly was our focus, and even if we sympathise with her to some degree, you might as well say goodbye, because she's probably going to join a convent in rural Central Europe at this rate.
I don't know if all one-shots will end up here in Humour/Satire, but the concepts I have thus far all fall squarely within this category, so keep an eye out for them. They will be intermittent, but hopefully you'll enjoy their pace away from the drama of the main storylines.
Keep your stick on the ice!
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- COMMENTS
inkcredibleincalmost 2 years agodidn't quite enjoy the POV from a no one.
what's worse is that the chapter was very long for a one shot.
so no name, one shot character, plus wordy chapter...
guess that means i prefer future one shots using POV of 2 main couples.
Insemin8almost 2 years agoPoor Shelley ... poor pledge Chris ... I wonder if the goat got barbecued in the fire?
Funny, but not quite up to what the Foursome could get up to on their own. Not to mention our favourite Dane and her wife!
FoggyKernelalmost 2 years agoInteresting, not my taste as far a humor goes. And I disagree that Shelly was a one-note. Instead, I see a girl who was stuck with a shit-for-brains boyfriend with bad hygiene who still lives at home. And her first attempt at doing a deep-throat ends in tragedy (for her) and loses her boyfriend (a win in my book). I guess it would have worked better if Shelly came across as some stuck-up Cunt who thought boys swooned when she walked by them. But, instead, she seems like any newbie to exploring the whole sexual revolution who seems to have a series of badly ending adventures (and she still never gets laid, hell she only gets one orgasm that results in a bump on the noggin). So in the end, you have the tragic character from an over-controlling religious family, who has now probably decided to become one of those cruel nuns who enjoy cracking you across the knuckles...
And given the type of person that Karen is, I feel certain, that were she to know the circumstances, she would have helped and not scoffed. To me that would have made this more humorous to read.
namidaboshialmost 2 years agoAs amusing as Shelly was, the main cast would have done the 12 pages more justice.
Mona and Janet can be a rocking couple if they ever put their mind to it.
Cheers
Fuzzy_Kbearalmost 2 years agoIt was an interesting interlude. The best parts were listening to the fearsome foursome out of context with Shelly. In the end I just felt sorry for her, but didn't care enough about her for it to matter. Might have been better if Mike was involved not just mentioned, but I get this was a one-off side kinda thing. I think it'll be interesting to see how these one-offs grow better as you take the comments for each to apply to the next. Thanks for Sharing
