by SoCaliDude
I stopped reading at "Italian/caucasian." That makes so little sense that there didn't seem to be any reason to continue.
I didn't read past the second paragraph. Any story that begins by rattling off character body dimensions and descriptors as is they were sports stats is an immediate pass. Most details don't need to be given, and for the ones that do, reveal them naturally through the course of storytelling. Leaving some things to the reader's imagination instead of lazily listing them is so much more interesting and erotic. Also, wtf is up with "Italian/Caucasian?" Such nonsense.