All Comments on 'I Need a Dick!'

One would hope a lot of men around the world might just not just read this but take this fine gentle advice to heart ..

Hope you can find some volunteers able to satisfy you. I’d make the offer, but I’m not sure you’d appreciate it. Heh.

Far too many men should’ve taken a Human Sexuality course

If you find such a man. One having all those qualities; understanding, nurturing, accepting. Will you make him a sandwich from time to time and let him watch the game on Sunday?

Nice true essay. Thank you. Readers, take note.

Chrissy

Reminds me of some of the LynnGKS stories

Way too much nonsense to express the whole essence of your begging, your last sentence. :P

Great work Freya 😁

Gravity can be a wondrous force, not always a deficit. Lovely short longing tale.

"Ugh! I'm a six-year-old widow "

Shouldn't it be sixty-year-old widow ?

Thank you, all!! @ccitydude, I do that!! I have a wonderful spouse of many years. I know just how lucky I am!!! 😁

Excellent. Well done.

Lovely and well written. Although I can't help but cringe at what those last few words might do to your DMs.

Until you find your man, my Tegan would be happy to show you how to stay "occupied". 😎

Nicely done.

Hehe this was a fun read, a real palpable frustration!

@Djmac1031, I would hope that readers understand fiction. Literotica stories aren't personal ads. 🙂 But I can handle myself! 😁

...and so many to choose from. Van Dyke, Nixon, ...

It's obligatory to provide the dick joke. Uh... taxi?

@Rustyoznail, I am truly envious of Tegan and the comfort level she has with herself!! But, luckily, my story is complete fiction. I find it MUCH easier to write from my imagination than from my real experiences. People often are surprised that I'm so different from what I write. But, hey, doesn't that make my boring self interesting in a twisted sort of way?? 🤪

I'm hoping a warm, loving woman with a similar condition

will contact me? Don't hesitate, please. I'm a very nice guy.

Indeed! Very well done!

Quite lovely. Nice job of tugging at my heartstrings. Your expression of "cougar" encounters lines up very well with my understanding of the dynamic, and I'll admit to a period in my life where the "bitter divorcee" label fully applied. Good job; it was a very comfortable read.

"six-year-old widow"?? Did you mean 60? Or maybe "widow of 6 years" to keep the same word count? Very nice story and I'd definitely date you! :)

It seems some people are hung up on the "six-year-old widow" phrase. Like a six-year-old marriage. Or a six-year-old business. Or a six-year-old career. But I'll submit a revision. Sorry!

I loved your description of the different types of men an "older" woman is likely to encounter. A "Cougar Catcher" or a "Lonely Widower"/"Bitter Divorcee" is often not a very enjoyable one time lay. Younger men can be trained up to go beyond fumbling sex. And lonely widowers do become less lonely as they enjoy your company. But that's not happening in one night lol. Bitter divorcees are harder, some remain broken for far too long. As for the "Older Date", there's often little in your hands. It's between him and his medication.

"Heck, it doesn't even have to be the same man! I can divide up the chores!". I lol'ed at this. Sure, you can divide up the chores but I doubt the men will like that very much :) Or maybe one of them will?

Women are different and like different things. It takes a little time to figure out what your partner likes. It takes awhile to get comfortable with her body. I think it's faster for young people because they are so crazy horny :)

@Liveliness, so true! But sometimes it's not just the young people who are crazy horny!!! 🤪