but I really LIKED the idea of bringing some actual jokes back to the humor category.
I will say that a few of the pedophile ones, in addition to NOT being funny, might just get you in trouble with the mods.
Nevermind, this site isn't moderated. What was I thinking?!?
Don't worry, yes I can take a joke....but SOME people around here....
Well, I'm sure YOU know........
I read Silky Adventures #15 while waiting for a court appearance on a speeding charge, and I thought I could use a good laugh. (The story is classified as Humor & Satire, after all.) It's enough to make me glad I'm not female. Making it "go away" would be better than $300 fine and a big boost in insurance rates, but at least I didn't encounter a horny judge! (Thank God--mine was about 400 years old!) I voted high despite the misspelling. A very imaginative story, and probably an all-too-true comment on our (in)justice system.
Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone ?
You can't make a vitamin.
I could add several more riddles to the ones here but I won't. I don't know how much more the readership can stand.
Lmao all the way through!
I read it twice and other than an incestuous relationship with his daughter I'm STILL not sure what the hell was going on in this mess. Try again. This was awful.
You are as they say one Wild and Crazy Lady WickedVoyce
@ Sojoman you are great!
A newer survay shows the graduated 20' years men avoid the marriage activily.
1. They think the marriage impedes them in the life!
2. They are afraid the bastard kids! Unfortunataly the restart possibility of ex husbands without children support after bastard kids is in some USA states only!
(This is the most important to launch in everywhere!)
3. They feel the whole media show the husband role as a negative ridiculouse life situation!
The married male people rate decreases among the graduated 25-30 years people!
May it be the men will get married above 40 years except for being religeouse, being responsible for accidental kid or TRUE LOVE?!
Survey figures show 55% of the wives and 60% of the husbands had minimum 1 extramarital affair in lifetime.
Survay show 16% of the married spouses said they had 1 extramarital affair in 1 year intervalum.
This will be the most interesting survay shows 93% of the people said the faithfulness is crucial in marriage! What is this?! The 55 and 60% think also the faithfulness is important!
Once more LOL and 5*****.
I think the best solution is the next to wait until 40 years old to save enogh money in secret bank deposit and to marry ONLY SUCH WOMAN WHO WANTS MINIMUM 2 KIDS IMMEDIATELLY AFTER THE MARRIAGE AND SECRET OR OPEN DNA TEST!
Lyrics... Just use Google. Or this link is to a reasonably ad-free site (you'll have to copy and paste): http://www.turoks.net/Bordello/MayorOfBayswater.ph p
Never go into the woods. You will deservedly get eaten by the bears in revenge for this travesty. I can't believe 300 people read it. UGH!
That in and of itself was dumb. The rest was just silly.
Your writing glistens like.... well, you can probably guess. (This is a compliment.)
Certainly not likeable characters. He's over-the-top abusive. She's just a sniveling, pathetic mess. Why would he want to be with her? Why would she want to be with him, considering his attitude? Cute twist at the end, but it didn't make this any better.
I rewrite the three bears story with a lumberjack named Baby fucking his mother while papa bear gets blown and you comment on a typo? I'm guessing anonymous here is a frustrated junior college English teacher.
Encore. . . . .
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