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DesignaDick

 — A young scientist enhances his sex life. by EZPeter10/29/014.19

Desperate Confusion

 — Paul and Michelle discover the truth about each other. by SEVERUSMAX08/28/054.22

Desperately Seeking Susan-Any Susan

 — Man looks for his ideal Valentine, Susan, to give his heart by SuperHeroRalph01/24/114.10

Deus Sex Magnumcock Pt. 01

 — Jim has bad luck with girls, until the world lends a hand. by tedsitt03/10/203.96

Deus Sex Magnumcock Pt. 02

 — Jim has trouble accepting his strange circumstances. by tedsitt03/11/204.69HOT

Deus Sex Magnumcock Pt. 03

 — Jim and Michelle try to sort out, like, whatever the fuck. by tedsitt03/12/204.60HOT

Dial SOS for a Cosmic Climax

 — AI service provides an orgasm assist. by yowser02/03/244.08

Dick and Jane All Grown Up

 — Parody of Children's book. by hotpup08/29/124.12

Dick Dynasty: An X Rated Soapie

 — Doings & screwings of the Devious Dicks. by Green_Gem09/09/034.40

Dick or Treat

 — Trick or treating can be fun for adults, too. by QueenofHalloween10/05/074.10

Dick Sucked by a Tranny Hooker

 — I got my dick sucked by a transvestite hooker. by newamba09/16/10

Digby Goode: License to Fuck Ch. 01

 — Digby is on the case and has a license to fuck. by QSQuinn05/05/174.48

Dillinger & Holmes

 — The story of what happened to their dicks. by hedoman01/07/043.57

Ding Dong Witch

 — A woman gets a surprising visitor at her house on Halloween. by DTales10/12/234.49

Dinner At The Sorority House

 — A young woman goes through sorority rush. by aquaglide102/04/044.05

Dirk Hammer – Private Dick

 — The Case of the Old Flame. by jomar12/06/074.13

Dirk Saber P.I.: The Cuckold Cutie

 — Sometimes Dicks are dogs. by wilderness08/10/104.35

Dirtbag

 — Sometimes sweaty skank is a powerful aphrodesiac! by starsearch4409/09/163.22

Dirty Derek and the Nymph Next Door

 — All Derek wants to do is get his paws on a young girl's body. by Randy_Scribbler03/17/174.29

Dirty Talk

 — That was great, honey! by sexygodess0607/22/064.00

Disciplining Cecily

 — Victorian switching mf/f + humor, based on Oscar Wilde. by kajiragames12/27/194.32

Discovery

 —  A woman discovers a new life. by 11/20/023.75

Dishwasher Wanted

 — A new dishwasher gets more than he bargained for. by A_fertile_Imagination09/20/234.19

Ditched

 — She's stuck in a ditch with boyfriend's dad. by RebeccaMorton03/30/064.33

Ditzy Debra

 — Her husband helps navigate her back to reality. by Writewinger10/18/174.35

Ditzy Donna

 — A first time sex story as read by the son. by Kirk48200203/31/054.73HOT

Ditzy Vacation Ch. 01

 — The return of Alex and Ryan. by doinkbrah12/25/184.48

Ditzy Vacation Ch. 02

 — Part 2. by doinkbrah03/28/194.30

Ditzy Vacation Ch. 03

 — Ryan and Alex spend a steamy night, but the walls have ears. by doinkbrah11/04/194.59HOT

Djinn Djinni

 — Be careful what you wish for. by flipnmelonfarmer01/08/224.14

Do Not Ejaculate For 24 Hours!

 — The forbidden is so darned tempting. by Selena_Kitt12/14/084.52HOT

Do you sleep with your hairdresser?

 — The hairdresser comes to call, then everyone comes. by Sven the Elder08/03/024.35

Do-It-Yourself Story Kit

 — Easy as 1-2-3 story in a box. by leapyearguy06/28/064.42

DOA

 — More than one way to be DOA. by GetToIt12/14/143.50

Doctor's Orders

 — The doctor tells her what she has to do to save her husband. by DanDraper03/24/224.35

Doctor, Doctor, Give Me A "Clue"

 — A humorous, satiric, parody about BDSM and sex. by Apple_of_Eden10/15/144.40

Does Size Matter?

 — Naive girls do penis research for sex intstitute. by sarahhh09/05/034.22Editor's Pick

Dogging at the Festival

 — A role playing security act during my festival trip. by Heartstrings07/02/224.61HOT

Doin' The White Dick Down

 — White man tries to do a dick down. by Joseki Ko02/22/044.00

Doing Guy Things

 — When The Shrink Ray Is Invented... This WILL Happen. by Wifetheif09/08/214.15

Doing the "Okie Pookie" Ch. 01

 — One of those "if you live in Oklahoma" elaborations. by Alexis66112/17/063.09

Doll Ball Preparations

 — Doll loses it on Christmas. by nilequeen2612/02/043.17

Dolly

 — Moments with Dolly, from a very warped mind. by kristydoll11/01/023.33

Dom Drive-Thru (750 words)

 — Can BDSM on-demand save a marriage from political dogma? by JuanaSalsa02/01/224.17

Domingo's Adventures Pt. 01

 — Part 1. by DaBigBoy01/21/152.56

Don't be Late

 — Victoria goes to an audition. She gives her all. by Fliccy_sub09/06/194.15

Don't Be Stupid

 — A Southern Satanist womanizer gets dumped. by SEVERUSMAX04/11/173.17

Don't Drink the Water in the UK!

 — Infected water creates unusual behavior. by TongueInCheek04/18/064.06

Don't Forget to Comment

 — A lewd fic writer finds herself cumming from engagement. by BacchanaliaoftheRedWolf09/07/193.75

Don't Mess with Santa!

 — Bob has a freakin' wild Xmas! by Bowzer12/04/073.40

Don't Open 'Til Xmas

 — Santa rewards a naughty girl. by N.Owl05/21/024.16

Don't Piss Off Lou

 — Sven's wife cheats; Lou helps him out. by SoCalOvid07/05/074.43Editor's Pick

Don't Piss Off Lou: She!

 — An old friend pisses off Lou - again! by SoCalOvid07/19/074.28Editor's Pick

Don’t Put It In If You Can’t Get It Out

 — The title is self explanatory. by LuciferPeters06/20/123.97

Donna's Threesome

 — Wife's attempt to trick her husband backfires in a fun way. by DanDraper11/28/214.26

Donnie's Threesome

 — Donnie gets the threesome that he didn't want. by DanDraper03/14/214.09

Dora Does Dinner

 — Bland wife discovers the spicy life - with husband's help. by smysecret10/16/073.78Editor's Pick

Doris Does Thule

 — Xmas cums many times. by Couerdelion12/09/022.93

Double Down

 — Why not go all in? by Badlands109/22/201.52

Double Stuffed

 — When one just ain't enough. by Badlands110/16/201.56

Double Take

 — Two sets of twins meet & enjoy being unique. by *Snatch04/15/064.30

Double Team

 — A woman temporarily becomes a futa to donate her sperm. by DTales09/15/194.48

Double The Pleasure

 — Big-boobed Hilda fucks and sucks the well-hung Jones twins. by MeetTheHumpers10/13/124.34

Double Vision

 — Blurred and indiscernible, be certain to look twice. by Badlands109/24/201.42

Double Your Pleasure

 — "Man is the only animal that must be encouraged to live." by Badlands109/22/201.47

Double-Barreled

 — A one-two punch! by Badlands109/22/201.44

Double-Shot Espresso

 — College co-ed Evie visits a local cafe and has a hand full. by GQquietguy09/22/164.35

Doughy Style

 — The new pizza place in town has very special prices. by bouillabaise03/30/223.08

Dr WooHoo and the Sonic Pussy Probe

 — Lunch in Sci Fi shop becomes Dr Who inspired bondage. by Gonzobacardi10/13/114.13

Dr, My Implants Are Haunted! Ch. 01

 — Emily reveals the details of her problem. by SirSinn11/28/144.53HOT

Dr, My Implants Are Haunted! Ch. 02

 — Emily finishes her tale. by SirSinn01/01/154.46

Dr. Bob and his Dildo

 — Veterinarian finds love with help of a little pussy. by ABSTRUSE02/14/054.69HOT

Dr. Dick

 — Well-known soap opera star begins a whole new career. by Many Feathers08/02/094.44

Dr. Discomfit & The Sinister Sex

 — A secret mission leads to sexy, embarrassing situations. by AnonymousPerv08/06/194.51HOT

Dr. Ejectall & Ms. Wyde

 — The internal struggle with man's feminine side. by GratefulFred04/14/053.60

Dr. StrangeLove

 — Female doctor boosts 'small' man's self confidence. by cactiphile03/17/014.35Editor's Pick

Dr. Sven's Penis Enhancing Ointment

 — Joe is worried that his Secretary will not be impressed. by Joexp11/24/234.26

Dr. Watson's Secret Files

 — The dark end to the glittering career of Sherlock Holmes. by demonstar8701/17/244.15

Dragon Lady

 — Bitchy older female boss avails herself to subordinate. by Hornyman69WithU09/21/054.04

Dream Come True?

 — Can sex with a younger woman met online work out? by amischiefmaker10/27/133.29

Dream Job

 — Everyman's fantasy. by Exakta6606/04/094.38

Dream Police: Sphincter Division

 — The officers solve a case. by velvetpie06/22/044.44

Dream Sequence

 — Just a dream... by HungryGuy10/22/033.00

Dreams with a Black Horse

 — Womanizer meets his match in an art gallery. by Willailla05/23/114.48

Dress Club

 — Forget strip clubs, dress clubs are the lastest fad. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER05/03/083.45

Dress Code

 — Best to find out the dress code before you start work! by NeverOverthetopless08/15/214.13

Dressmaker's Dummy

 — I help Madeleine check her sisters' dressmaking. by oggbashan03/05/213.98

Drinking With The Devil

 — A conversation with Old Scratch in a bar. by Bandit112/01/044.39

Driving

 — The genius of the automobile is motion. by cantdog08/11/064.75

Dry Humper Says

 — Vanilla. by tammyken01/14/093.36

Ducky the Demon Hunter!

 — Woman with unusual sexual appetites preys on demons. by stubborn_dreamer05/13/124.57HOT

Dude Looks Like a Lady

 — I lost a bet and have to pay up. by trainman2k08/18/093.50

Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties

 — Dudley has a new foe. Shirley Whiplash? by sourdough99904/26/104.03

Duel

 — Musical mayhem. by Curlywurly6808/23/173.00

Dumpster Divin'

 — A loading dock, a dumpster, and a vaginal ring. How romantic by sbhammer04/28/153.95

Dutiful Daughter

 — Mom always knows best. by RaycerEdge11/22/083.78

Dylan D and the Sorcerer's Queef!

 — If anyone sees this twist coming, I will eat they ass. by Gibby12304/19/223.50

Dysfunctional Mother Goose

 — Updating Mother Goose to the Viagra/Levitra era. by Canadagander03/17/04

E Rachel's Win Is Her Loss

 — By rejecting his advances, she did him a big favor. by SweetPrettyAss11/19/144.11

E-Mails From The Rim

 — Plotting among the sexes results in reign of confusion. by BennyBlank08/25/024.29

E-Mails From The Rim Continues

 — Sexual plotting finally falls apart & together. by BennyBlank08/29/024.17

E-Mails From The Rim Round Three

 — Sexual plotting gets hotter. by BennyBlank08/31/022.67

E-Mails from the Rim: Finale

 — All of the machinations come to a climax. by BennyBlank09/07/024.50

E-Mails From the Rim: Oh, Brother!

 — Family Ties and Bad Guys. by BennyBlank09/02/022.80

Earth Date

 — Earth celebrates her day. by dr_mabeuse04/05/044.66HOT

Earthy Fifties

 — Fifty-word stories with an Earth Day theme. by oggbashan04/05/064.56HOT

Eat Me, Whispered the Corn Flakes

 — Should I not use this story as my Princeton entrance essay? by Soul Janitor06/15/024.57HOT

Eddie Silver Ch. 01

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/27/083.64

Eddie Silver Ch. 02

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/28/084.30

Eddie Silver Ch. 03

 — A crazy old man thinks he's sexy and attractive. by PrincessErin12/29/083.33

Editing the Fancy Foop

 — For a really profound screw-up you need a team effort. by HansTrimble12/11/144.52HOT

Eight Hundred Thread Count?

 — The things a man must do to satisfy. by Algonquin Twit03/17/103.57

Eight Minute Essential

 — Speed Dating couple make best use of time - talking sex. by Uncle South Loop04/06/064.48

Electronic Sex

 — A first timer in the Cyber world. by Jenny _S04/27/034.37

Eleoner Farp

 — Odd-itioning to be a stripper. by chanet09/06/114.00

Elephant in the Closet

 — Karen proves to her roommate that she's straight. by PanWhoWrites03/10/244.68HOT

Elevator Arousal

 — A young girl goes in for an interview, but gets more, by Clairescent12/24/143.56

Elmer & Ethel: Evolution of Man

 — Humorous look at what could have been. by Spare_Change02/20/054.36

Elves Gone Wild

 — Or: What Happens In The North Pole, Stays In The North Pole. by Djmac103111/13/214.25

Embrace the Throwaway

 — It's a good thing I have an alter ego. by RoadWarriors11/28/193.00

Emily Dickenson is a Big Dyke

 — The secret theme behind the reclusive poet's works. by dykeprincess07/17/023.41

Emma's Revenge

 — Involvement at work can be hazardous to your job. by Emmah07/08/014.21

Emmanuel's Seed

 — A sadiistic comedy. by Karen Kraft06/17/05

Employees of the Rising Sun

 — Bushido in the 21st Century. by oneiria11/04/164.00

Emptied Purse

 — Wife left her purse open? No, don't go there, just don't. by Spencerfiction11/17/144.14

Empty Sex Ch. 01

 — Amelia has a very odd time in class. by LovelyDoves06/11/174.27

Empty Sex Ch. 02

 — As Amelia dries off in the bathroom, she gets interrupted. by LovelyDoves07/05/174.05

Empty Sex Ch. 03

 — Amelia tries to have a relaxing evening in her dorm. by LovelyDoves07/10/174.18

Encounter at the Railway Station

 — The damned machine made me do it! by Limeyracer05/02/184.31

Equality Liberty Fraternity

 — A hopeful frat pledge steals his own mother's panties. by Nine_Innings02/17/103.95

Erotic Fables

 — Tribal stories explain sex to the Introits. by theowlandtherose05/03/034.60HOT

Erotic Tales from the Crypt

 — A compilation of stories & situations that I've gone through. by blackstallion2103/12/113.67

Erotica Blunders: Take 1

 — How did his pants get on backwards? by Rrrosyn11/09/014.15

Erototonic

 — Humour; effects of a love potion. by Happy Satyr12/09/044.13
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