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Not Tonight Dear...

 — A wannabe writer has a problem. by Brian G Ross02/24/033.91

NOT Waiting For Godot XXX

 — Thai Ladyboy edition, a porn parody. by eneo01/18/11

Nov 4, 2008

 — Obama wins, and two college students celebrate. by HiddenDevil_11/23/084.41

Now at Whole Foods: Clothes 100% Off

 — The haughty Mrs. Parnell learns a lesson in humility. by Chasmo2311/06/224.54HOT

Now That Mammy's Away

 — Rowena's lust for father-figures continues. by Fridge6304/28/063.70

Nude Awakening

 — You can't hide your dick at a nudist colony. by sarahhh06/24/094.36

Nude Day, Every Day Is Nude Day

 — A man locked in an asylum since Nude Day, has a breakthrough by SuperHeroRalph06/28/113.80

Nudist Retreat for Women Only

 — Two women meet unexpected helpers. by Jayne Austin04/28/033.85

Number 1 Cliché

 — He never thought it could happen to him! by Riven___Caulfield04/11/02

Nurse Honeydews

 — A busty nurse helps her patient out. by tomthumper01/10/134.31

Nurses and Sexual Fantasy

 — How a masturbation fantasy begins and evolves. by JohnFranks09/08/064.07

Nursing an E.M.T.

 — One night in the Emergency Room. by ZZ_Todd10/11/063.93

Nutswinger

 — "Someone hanging from somebody else's nuts; i.e. a stalker." by Badlands112/03/201.50

O Bartender!

 — Young woman tries to contain his lust for a Bartender. by I-Belong-2-Him05/20/064.45

O Face

 — A woman drags her boyfriend to a factory tour. by m_e_r08/07/174.23

O'er the River and Thru the Woods

 — Just when you thought it was safe to read fairy tales again. by litfan1006/20/174.08

O.E.A. Historical Reference: TCAFOY

 — The Care and Feeding of Your Master - A Succubi's Guide ... by computer_geek11/21/203.80

Oasis of the Twins

 — Beaking with twins causes double trouble. by Baba811/22/072.44

Obstetricians versus Dog Breeders.

 — What's good enough for my dog should be good enough for Mom. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER04/29/082.61

Odour of Salmon

 — Not only fish smells fishy. by fleapit09/02/124.18

Of Aliens And Full Service Massages

 — Outer space is probably full of porn too. by Soul Janitor09/25/034.34

Of Dinosaurs and Round Bottoms

 — Wife wasn't too pleased when he brought a T-Rex home. by Majorkjm08/14/083.71

Of Milkshakes and Men

 — A humorous glance at male peculiarity. by Joshua_Woods06/05/084.00

Office Quickie

 — Coworkers trying to find a private place to quickly have sex. by DanDraper02/24/234.25

Ogg the Caveman

 — Caveman goes for a little nookie. by PenanceS08/30/033.33

Oh Crap!

 — A troll get's his just desserts. by Zeb_Carter10/18/063.19

Oh Lord, I Think I've Bought a Brothel

 — What do middle aged people think about the sex industry. by HarrietBay09/12/154.05

Oh My God! Is it Mine? Ch. 01

 — How Britt gets pregnant. by britt40g07/02/064.04

Oh My God! Is it Mine? Ch. 02

 — How Erin gets pregnant. by britt40g07/03/064.19

Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful

 — Special Santa Stop. by TandemDildo08/01/184.52HOT

Oh, Jeeves!

 — The ghost of Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse is going to haunt. by shawalphamale02/07/034.68HOTEditor's Pick

Oil and Water

 — Personalities collide in an all-female college dorm, 1972. by trigudis02/10/183.80

Old Guys Picking Up Texas Chicks

 — Having fun, buying 100 dollar beers. by Baba809/20/083.73

Old Scottish Fairy Tale

 — Annag Vulpes with flaming red hair meets Manius MacWolfe. by Ratamaquee05/09/194.45

Old Year's Night to Remember

 — A hero appears when needed. by Bigred2401/05/153.38

Older Strippers and How They Play

 — Reggie had to pay alimony to his ex. I went to check her out. by ronde03/24/234.50HOT

Older Than My Mother

 — The God of success in Hollywood? by LynnGKS12/30/124.03

Ole Onebreast

 — Authors trapped in twisted tale of terror & food. by ABSTRUSE09/04/044.45

Oliva the Egg

 — When Oliva Ova met Sam A. Sperm. by CuteSlaveLisa06/06/194.68HOT

On a Train Bound for Nowhere

 — I met a woman who’d been rode hard and put away wet. by dmallord11/24/234.42

On Condom Pond

 — It was a discovery of enormous magnitude. by Decayed Angel12/30/063.82

On Dating A Pro

 — College man dates a whore, wit no benefits. by Nakedcraving04/29/223.33

On Guilt

 — One friend's philosophy on dealing with guilt. by Divide06/14/044.25

On Jesus

 — Jesus does not visit you on your morning toast. by darkgoddess247811/29/053.67

On Red Herrings

 — A colorful short story. by JSIV04/06/194.00

On The Beach

 — Just up the tracks from the nude beach is a hidden spot... by GeoffreyNinn02/19/233.56

On the Block Ch. 01

 — Adventures in Baltimore's Red Light District. by NaughtyMike01/27/014.28

On the Block Ch. 02

 — NaughtyMike encounters a Hog. by NaughtyMike02/11/014.25

On the Block Ch. 03

 — Mike & pals visit the Jewel Box. by NaughtyMike01/28/014.47

On The Brink of Change

 — Leap before you look. by American_Knowbody01/29/094.06

On The Job At Blaster Vacuum

 — Paola was the sexiest gal he'd ever seen. What do you exect? by erectus12304/25/223.63

On the Porch with Petunia

 — Interesting facts of dating in 20th & 21st centuries. by BradWriting12/15/022.69

On the Verge of an Urge

 — It's an all encompassing sensation. by namah09/29/021.85

Once Cat Ears, Please

 — Billionaire wife wants to become a cat. by Jepasch05/05/234.29

Once in a Stall

 — The Memoirs of Frankie... Here is your warning. by scribbleskillz05/02/064.01

Once Upon a National Nude Day

 — A little story about a bunch of lucky bastards. by litfan1006/02/174.00

Once Upon a Time

 — Once upon a time in a land far, far away... by MrFalkirk08/31/044.33

Once Upon a Time (Potting Shed)

 — Solomon Tree decides to write erotica on his new tablet. by Spencerfiction01/25/154.08

Once, Twice, Seven Times A Fucker

 — Big-boobed Hilda tries to be a seven fucker. by MeetTheHumpers04/25/124.45

One Day In Surewould Forest Ch. 01

 — A day in the life of a slightly smelly outlaw. by Throbbin Wood02/20/054.54HOT

One Day In Surewould Forest Ch. 02

 — The same day in the life, but later. by Throbbin Wood02/24/054.57HOT

One Day In Surewould Forest Ch. 03

 — Even later in the same day. by Throbbin Wood03/05/054.65HOT

One Fine Day

 — A dialog only tale of seduction and...babies? by sourdough99912/17/094.25

One More for the Road

 — A story of my times with a most dangerous femme fatale. by TreyMay02/13/184.28

One Mutual Happiness

 — Jill and Liza look rather alike, as do their houses. by SpaceToast07/09/114.07

One Night

 — Two neighbors getting to know each other better. by am137305/29/143.71

One Night Stand

 — You all know you have had at least one in your lifetime. by JerseygirlZ07/14/114.21

One Night Stand: FAQ

 — How to mount your piece. by Conversations07/08/184.70HOT

One Night Stands

 — These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful women. by therockstarlife04/29/113.46

One Of The Girls

 — Dick tries to fit in at an all girls' school. by fantasticfic02/02/244.58HOT

One of Those Days Ch. 01

 — Jenny needs an orgasm, but it's one of those days. by filmdog07/05/063.60

One to Grow On

 — A short woman uses science to grow taller... and a penis. by DTales08/09/174.41

Opening Lecture

 — Abnormal Psychology 1A. by rdmaddog04/13/094.62

Operation "Groomer"

 — Husband Surprises Wife with a Grooming. by AMCALL197302/16/24

Operators Are Standing By

 — Man gets exactly what he bargained for. by GoddessKaren04/17/024.00Editor's Pick

Opinions

 — Fuck opinions. Only truth matters. by Badlands110/18/201.63

Orange Walk Films Ch. 00

 — Orange Walk Films - Polly and Anna make pornos in paradise. by pollyannaowt01/27/204.00

Ordering Body Parts

 — 750 word instructions to help craft your stories. by Bill669J02/22/233.85

Organising a Bedmate

 — A guy seeks an alternative to masturbation. by EgmontOriginals03/21/163.98

Orgasmic Chemistry

 — Virgin meets chemistry professor at hotel. by quimicas05/10/164.02

Orgasms 101, 102, & 103

 — How to give her an orgasm. by peppermintpatty200608/22/064.04

Original Sin

 — A humorous take on the events of the Garden of Eden. by EctoJohn07/26/104.31

Oscar the Friendly Ogre

 — Gentlemanly ogre travels to Ireland. by Lord Bitememan06/05/063.67

Our Little Experiment

 — Gay couple can't take BDSM seriously. by Moosifer04/19/143.80

Out of Gas

 — A humorous tale of lust, love, and soulmates. by SenatorBlink01/08/113.79

Out of the Closet

 — Tonight, on another episode of When Hubbies Attack... by Badlands110/05/201.56

Out, For A Spin

 — An overweight futa buys a stream-equipped exercise bike. by DTales06/23/224.47

Overexposed

 — An arrogant Mrs. Parnell puts on another unintentional show. by Chasmo2311/24/224.52HOT

Oz Beach Boy Nude At Halloween Fest

 — Matt gets stripped at a Halloween pop culture convention... by MyBareTorso10/02/234.59HOT

Oz Beach Boy's Summer Resort Fun

 — Matt is pursued across an island resort by two older women... by MyBareTorso08/24/234.83HOT

Oz Beach Boy...Zapped!

 — Matt gets humiliated with a remote-control cock ring... by MyBareTorso03/01/244.65HOT

P. O. V. in Erotica

 — What is P.O.V. and why does it matter? by bgmisfun03/02/144.32

Paddy the Irish Vampire

 — Paddy the Irish vampire goes too far once too often. by Emirus07/09/184.52HOT

Painfully Lucky

 — 18 yr. old Birthday boy finds that pain can be the best form. by PussyDestroyer179707/30/154.35

Pamela - Almost a Threesome

 — Frank is too early, yes - yet too late, too. by glheinz04/02/193.17

Pandemic Games

 — All for science. by Fervid09/19/204.73HOT

Pantyhose & Douche

 — She foils advance with pantyhose. by Hornyman69WithU04/17/073.64

Parody in Blue

 — Can you see which song this was? by EnglishBard07/18/014.35

Party Politics

 — MILF moves up in the political world. by kimbelina09/28/083.98

Passion at the Pageant - Track 01

 — Brent discovers some girls will do anything to get ahead. by QSQuinn05/09/174.48

Pastor Bob

 — Pastor preaches oral sex. by Deborah12/11/004.00

Patented

 — The government has a secret program...sexual patents! by masterdavid196509/19/034.13

Paths of Glory

 — Two brave warriors and a couple fight the forces of evil. by fairy110/04/084.50

Patriots in Private

 — Gay Militia Men and their Masturbating Girlfriend. by KatPissinger01/19/163.95

Patrolman: is it She or He?

 — Officer gets too familiar before examining all evidence. by Frenchman02/18/024.00

Patty & The Jukes Family Ch. 01

 — An incestuous parody. by DurtGurl04/30/034.30

Patty & the Teacher Ch. 01

 — Patty & Ms. Cummins in some lesbian fun. by DurtGurl04/23/034.13

Patty & the Teacher Ch. 02

 — The high school principal joins in for some B & D fun. Ouch by DurtGurl04/24/034.50HOT

Patty & the Teacher Ch. 03

 — The part that comes after the first two parts. by DurtGurl05/10/034.38

Patty Makes the Team

 — Cheerleader rewards the team by pulling a train. Choo choo by DurtGurl04/26/034.07

Paul...You Fucking Idiot

 — Paul O'Brien makes the biggest mistake of his life. by thehornyauthor04/10/123.03

PAWS for the Cause

 — The arrogant Danielle unintentionally puts on quite the show. by Chasmo2311/06/224.55HOT

Payday at the Factory

 — Rita services some factory workers on payday. by theoutcast06/30/183.78

Peace, At Last

 — A satirical loving wives tale. by rnumbers12308/14/133.18

Pedro: Our Marin Country Pool Guy

 — He wasn’t cleaning Al’s pool; he was fucking Al’s wife. by LynnGKS11/01/104.12

Peekaboo, I See You

 — Just another day of flashing to please the public. by LorenzoAbajos06/26/143.87

Peeping Tom

 — A guy sees a woman undressing in a nearby apartment. by kathrynmburke11/23/184.20

Penelope Maidenhead

 — Victorian ladies encounter lustful plant. by WyrdoBond09/08/174.61HOT

Penis Dialogues

 — Politically incorrect philosophy from an unrepentant penis. by yowser05/23/144.59HOT

Penis Envy

 — She is shocked to wake up with penis between her legs by sarahhh08/03/034.54HOTContest Winner

Penis Envy Too – Women Only

 — Let's talk about size! by peppermintpatty200608/05/064.14

Penitence, Princess Style

 — She keeps busy while waiting for his forgiveness. by Jemster11/24/053.91

Penny Dreadful and the Machines

 — Our Victorian heroine returns, now with added clockwork. by HordHolm02/24/244.83HOT

Penthouse and the Space Vixens

 — A parody based on an Isaac Asimov story. by Decadent Switch07/02/034.31

People of Earth: We Are Cumming!

 — Take us to your video nasties! by Nachthexe06/26/123.29

People with Bad-ass Names

 — Mr Winterbottom meets Miss Muffi Amor. by Egmont Grigor02/13/084.50HOT

People's Joker Porn Parody Ch. 01

 — A Novelization of the Porn Parody to The People's Joker by SuperWeirdVeraDrewStan11/17/22

Pepper And Tony: Sweet Dreams

 — Tony wakes up in undies next to a half naked Pepper. by Studderfish06/01/103.27

Perfect 10

 — Sticking the landing -Or- A mounting dismount. by Boondocker4211/16/184.60HOT

Perfect Pussy, Perfect Cock

 — A very short speculation on the subject. by leBonhomme09/16/143.68

Perfect Replica

 — An android is unexpectedly realistic. 750 word project. by fantasticfic02/06/224.43

Perfectly Clear

 — A man, who is definitely not gay, gives a speech. by hyperotica09/04/204.35

Perky Pussy & Friends

 — A children's book for mature adults only. by peppermintpatty200609/08/063.95

Personal Jesus

 — A computer hacker tells his side of the story. by JukeboxEMCSA06/24/124.36

Personals Humorous Reply #01

 — Silly response to a girl that's out of his league. by qarlcue09/30/10

Pervert Nostradamus

 — Recurring visions send Phillip to a therapist. by AnonymousPerv07/08/224.51HOT

Perverts' Anonymous Summer Session

 — Perverts hold their first support meeting but things go awry. by SusanJillParker08/29/124.31

Pervo Mutanto

 — Some poor guy gets caught up in some weird shit. by schaloc11/01/083.00

Pete and Joe Get Laid

 — Some guys will do anything to try to get laid. by Exakta6606/07/094.12

Pete's Potatoes

 — Learn from an ass the true meaning of "jack-off" (non-erotic). by Baba801/05/084.14Editor's Pick

Peter Priper

 — Men fight hard to get in her pants. He's trying to get out. by jinghiz05/30/164.39

Peter Priper Ch. 02

 — Peter Priper pricks and pecks at pickled preppers. by jinghiz10/11/164.54HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 03

 — Violet gets it bad. by jinghiz01/08/174.61HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 04

 — Retta goes to college to get more smart. by jinghiz01/31/174.70HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 05

 — Do not trust the genie in the bottle. by jinghiz02/14/174.71HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 06

 — The Spadist Menace. by jinghiz03/16/174.68HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 07

 — No, She Wasn't Exactly Fine. by jinghiz04/14/174.85HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 08

 — We're having an Inquisition and everyone's invited. by jinghiz05/26/174.82HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 09

 — Peter becomes a tourist attraction. by jinghiz11/20/174.79HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 10

 — Explicit full-frontal nerdity. by jinghiz11/21/174.89HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 11

 — Retta, of all people, saves the day. by jinghiz11/22/174.89HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 12

 — Peter visits the Queen. by jinghiz12/14/174.87HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 13

 — Robots vs. ninjas. by jinghiz12/15/174.85HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 14

 — Livin' la vida robota. by jinghiz09/16/184.90HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 15

 — And always use protection. by jinghiz09/17/184.46

Peter Priper Ch. 16

 — No good deed goes unpunished. by jinghiz09/17/184.91HOT

Peter Priper Ch. 17

 — The ass ex machine. by jinghiz09/19/184.40

PG Prostitute

 — Tales from a professional cuddler. by NRMathis04/26/184.78HOT

Pharr Flung (Well Hung) Tours

 — Ladies vie for the attention of their well-hung tour guide. by SandyMarl03/04/204.70HOT

Phineas Phinephallus's Phun Pt. 01

 — Female fans seek sex with male erotica writer at convention. by JuanSeiszFitzHall09/02/224.76HOT

Phineas Phinephallus's Phun Pt. 02

 — Male erotica writer bangs his female fans at convention. by JuanSeiszFitzHall09/03/224.83HOT

Phineas Phinephallus's Phun Pt. 03

 — Writer bangs pornstars (his fans), convention becomes orgy. by JuanSeiszFitzHall09/04/224.89

Phone Call

 — A fun play on phone sex. by Second_Star03/12/224.47

Phone Calls

 — Young lady describes her sex life to a friend. by Ed061303/31/133.92

Photographed by my Friend: Pt. 01

 — Amanda takes some special pictures for her boyfriend. by PanWhoWrites03/24/244.79HOT

Physical Education 203: Sexual Positions

 — Class has questions regarding homework. by theoutcast10/08/194.08

Pi R Squared

 — Demon Pi Part Six. by ZackOShea10/15/114.64HOT

Pierre's Peculiar Power

 — An accountant discovers something about powers. by Tio_Narratore07/09/104.28

Pig Dicks and Broomsticks

 — What to do when you fall off your broom & hurt your ass. by TxRad10/01/084.33

Pilot Makes Penelope Pitstop

 — She Kept Her Cockpit Clean. by MeganOckers05/31/203.84

Pink Cock Cake

 — I ordered a cake, and received a nice pink cock cake. by KCLeggs6906/29/234.50HOT

Pink Is the New Black

 — Not all BDSM is black latex and leather. by Noira03/07/113.78

Pirate Sex for Beginners

 — Now you too can spice up your sex life during lockdown. by MeganOckers05/26/204.46

Pirates

 — How Pirating is Destroying America. by Cordance02/23/184.29

Piss and Champagne

 — Commodity fetishism in Thatcher's Britain by Dr_Vril03/03/142.62

Piss on a Politician's Grave Day

 — A moment of genius. A holiday for the masses. by American_Knowbody02/14/094.41

Pixie Trixxx: Dirty Pig

 — When Ruby accuses Trent of being a dirty pig things get real by Sean Renaud09/03/143.73

Pixie Trixxx: King Dong

 — There's only enough blood for one head... literally. by Sean Renaud09/03/143.64

Plain Jane

 — Masturbation for the Plain. by DrFunk06/04/044.53HOT

Plastic Prosthesis Recovery Inc.

 — Unique argument for recovery of prosthesis. by erectus12305/25/223.83

Plastophillian Desperation

 — Sexual peak in the abstract. by ohsoverysassy14u12/21/054.14

Please Don't Eat the Apples

 — What really went down in Genesis. by dsoul01/29/102.36

Please Take Baby Steps

 — A domme wants her sub to rein in his fantasies! by bawdybloke07/06/144.45

Pleasing Traci

 — A simple "How To" on having sex with your favorite author. by eroslit03/03/034.65HOT

Pleasure Cruise

 — He shows the Games Co-ordinator a tasty new game. by ozerotika12/20/013.19

Pleasure Dome

 — Cybersex competition by oggbashan12/24/034.10

Pleasure Island

 — A pirate recalls an encounter with a beautiful woman. by MarshAlien08/30/084.55HOT

Pleasure Tax

 — The taxman intrudes on a couple's romantic evening. by ktmccoll06/18/104.25

Pledge Drive

 — Raising money using sex. by al_Ussa12/15/104.43

Pole McCoy and the Gubbins Twins

 — Sequel to Pole McCoy Fits His Name. by Uncle South Loop05/22/034.49

Pole McCoy Fits His Name

 — Backwoods man learns true value of his nickname. by Uncle South Loop05/14/034.51HOT

Police Gazette: Goodwill to Men

 — She has a stolen watch but she didn't steal it. by oggbashan12/05/194.46

Polite Conversation with Neighbors

 — Unexpected fun with the hot neighbor mom! by jackvick07/03/114.45

Politics as UNusual

 — A man meets the senator from his home state and... by Humpdee8401/08/154.22

Politics as UNusual Ch. 02

 — Chet and the Senator reunite the party. by Humpdee8401/10/153.67

Polly Wants a Cracker

 — Polly takes Roger from gym to swingers party. by Lesly Sloan06/23/054.37

Pontoon Poker

 — Fred is winning at strip poker, wife breaks into game. by Baba801/15/082.88

Poodle Proof

 — Dodge the ankle biter to have sex. by My Erotic Tail02/08/044.17

Pool Noodles

 — Two models accidentally double-book a poolside photo shoot. by DTales06/14/234.32
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