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 — My name is Karenna, and I'm a clutz. by KarennaC02/20/083.96

Cock Tails

 — Girl teaches man that business & pleasure don't always mix. by CandyBar04/04/014.17

Cocktails with Satan's Son

 — Ace stalks a unique cougar. by Nigel Debonnaire05/06/10

Coco Dynamo Ch. 03

 — Coco and Ben give advice to a neighbor. by therealultimatedarkone10/27/094.67

Code Words in Women's Ads

 — What personals ads REALLY mean. by Bacchus03/11/013.61

Coeds at Camp

 — Cute friends find summer work at nudist camp. by Spengler11/14/034.31

Coeds at Camp Ch. 02

 — College friends get closer at nudist camp job. by Spengler11/13/034.25

Coeds at Camp Ch. 03

 — Tina & Margie learn the ropes at camp. by Spengler11/15/034.43

Coeds at Camp Ch. 04

 — Tina & Margie continue first day at nudist camp. by Spengler11/29/034.41

Coffee Break

 — Player makes a play for sly married woman. by DafneyDewitt02/19/013.67Editor's Pick

Coffin Candy

 — Coeds get stiffed in coffins. by Deborah12/03/003.49Editor's Pick

Cold Comfort

 — Dirk Starkiller finds himself in a tight spot on an icy moon. by SanchoHardbottle01/18/154.00

College Janitor Stories

 — A young lady gets distracted. by owensweet12/21/123.65

College Lineup, Too!

 — Human Sexuality 101. by peppermintpatty200609/08/063.39

Come & Go

 — Who will help Tasha pick up the pieces of her lover? by txsaras06/14/014.24

Come On In

 — One man's reality takes a disturbing turn. by 4degrees07/18/054.54HOT

Comic Release

 — A comedienne finds a hot, funny way to kink up her sex life. by Smokey12501/15/174.38

Coming Out Of The Closet

 — Wife confides to her husband that she might be gay. by Ulyssa05/14/014.46Editor's Pick

Comings and Goings

 — She tells you her fantasies as she touches herself. by biteyspoony12/26/143.53

Communication and Trust

 — A case study in revenge. by wieliczka09/05/143.96

Competitive Sex Power Rankings

 — Get out your scorecards & set your VCRs. by Soul Janitor06/28/024.33

Compounding Interest

 — Demon Pi Part Five. by ZackOShea10/01/114.48

Condom City

 — How the town of Tush grew to become renamed. by Egmont Grigor11/03/064.24


 — He tells his doctor about incredible sex-change dream. by SciGuy06/01/044.40

Confessions of a Rust Belt Swinger 13

 — The continuing (mostly true) adventures of a swinging couple. by QuazarMachismo09/15/123.37

Conjugal Gifts 4 U

 — A college student gets the job of his dreams. by Tony15512/15/044.51HOT

Conspiracy Theories

 — A light-hearted look at conspiracies. by fire child02/17/064.53HOT

Constance: Condom Conundrum

 — A night at a lake with "the guys". by Global Carol05/22/084.51HOT


 — Preparing for a contest. by hoo_hoo_boo04/07/113.19

Conversation of Lust and Envy

 — Ladies conversing about his gorgeous tongue. by exquisitelifetime08/03/123.00

Cooking with Witchcraft

 — What do you do when you want more variety in your cooking? by AzPilot02/13/104.43

Cooling Our Itch Ch. 02

 — Young couple go on a trip, and end up with Poison Ivy. by AnAmericanDarling03/09/093.62


 — Cooterfishin' with the bug sisters. by cooterfishin07/08/094.50HOT

Cop & Blow Ch. 1

 — 'Jane Law' gives new meaning to the words 'arresting officer'. by randyeverhard06/14/013.80

Cop & Blow Ch. 2

 — Deputy Klench straightens out Randy. by randyeverhard06/15/013.88

Copping A Feel

 — Big-boobed Harriet uses her assets to get out of a ticket. by MeetTheHumpers05/16/123.96

Cops and Hookers

 — The solutions to everything about sex. by magmaman08/18/093.88

Cougar Treats

 — Watch out for the cougars on Halloween night. by sr71plt10/16/094.13

Count of Monte Bistro

 — Satire on famous novel with humorous BDSM. by rattails06/12/142.50

Country Gin

 — High tech virgin meets country for a little party magic. by darvon8610/17/164.42

Country Girl Visits City Girl

 — Naive girl gets tricked into sex. by Bakeboss01/19/103.38

Courting Cheryl

 — He undergoes feminization to win a girl's affection. by RonWCB11/06/064.19

Courtney The Crazed Athlete

 — Dave takes home hottie, everything implodes. by daveglenn07/31/124.15

Courtship Disorder

 — Having your hair pie and eating it, too. by Cal Y. Pygia03/10/103.77


 — A day in the life. Not really, it's more just a rant. by SW_MO_Hermit09/01/144.18

Creative Copulation

 — It's God's Way by JackLuis02/12/154.39

Creative Writing Class

 — True story of obsession. by Sebastian_Tombs04/10/142.82

Cross Patch

 — Edwardian scene. by Fluggs12/06/14

Cruel Maria Ends the War

 — Politcal satire: Domme does what rallies couldn't. by woozywinks01/11/082.75

Crypt Creeper Ch. 1

 — Vampyric, gothic love story in a humorous vein. by Tazja05/13/024.24

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 01

 — The adventures of Cuckold Joe and his hot as fuck wife. by Chance00501/16/153.85

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 02

 — The neighbor's car makes Bunny's nipples hard. by Chance00501/17/153.34

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 03

 — Bunny works at the gym. Heat is on. by Chance00501/18/153.40

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 04

 — Bunny meets her ex-boyfriend by chance. by Chance00501/19/153.86

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 05

 — It's Bunny's birthday! Hilarity and utter depravity ensues. by Chance00501/20/153.83

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 06

 — A handsome man wants to tie Bunny up. by Chance00501/21/154.00

Cuckold Joe & Bunny Bone Pt. 07

 — Bunny decides to whore herself out to two Nigerians. by Chance00501/22/154.00

Cuckquean - Brittany, The Patient

 — All he needed was a reminder, to keep him home and behavin'. by QueanLeah02/18/154.43

Cum Gum

 — The issues surrounding cum-flavored gum. by WFEATHER08/20/063.69

Cum Knot

 — A new game. by Ari Fleming03/19/044.43

Cum Pirates of the 99th Century

 — I'm minding my own business when the wild women attack. by juanwildone07/19/034.50HOTEditor's Pick

Cum to Breakfast

 — Friend makes eggs for buddy's bitchy wife. by Hornyman69WithU09/13/054.26

Cumedy Show

 — A Comedian gets more than a standing ovation. by Dingus Guy01/18/043.47

Cunt in the Bush!

 — Master finds submissive in back country of Canada. by MScunt04/08/083.94


 — Learning to masturbate - Not! by Conversations06/26/174.71HOT

Cunts and Watercress

 — Hell, ever tastred a cunt filled with watercress??? by neonlyte01/29/102.50

Cupcake's Revenge

 — Sometimes revenge is sweet. by GymTeacherYouDeserve06/24/164.28

Cupid and Psycho

 — Not all myths take place in the past. by WickedVoyce01/27/084.70HOT

Cupid Retires

 — Time to replace Cupid, but with who? by DG Hear01/27/064.44

Cupid's Day

 — Cupid has a bad day turn good. by My Erotic Tail01/20/044.30

Cupid's Revenge

 — They lose a cupid and vow revenge. by dreampilot7901/27/054.32


 — I'm a chick with a bow and I know how to use it. by Rubyswallows01/25/104.22

Curtain Rods Secret

 — She who laughs last... by Lightpen10/07/074.17


 — Demented doctor develops a cure for frigidity. by ufpe01/31/154.39

Customer Satisfaction

 — What it may take to get actual Customer Service. by WilCox4912/20/174.23

Customer Service

 — Passing the time while stuck holding her purse. by CaptMalcolm12/28/104.53HOT


 — Cheri learns to cyber. by *Snatch12/15/014.37

D&D Breakfast Club Ch. 01

 — If you ever played Dungeon's & Dragons on drugs, enjoy! by GratefulFred07/05/083.92

D&D Breakfast Club Ch. 02

 — Drugs and D&D do mix. by GratefulFred07/08/083.78


 — Humour in Hyde Park. by Robin P01/05/074.24


 — Listening to a woman's screams in rush-hour traffic. by WFEATHER05/16/083.61

Dairy of a Phone Sex Goddess

 — True stories of a phone sex Goddess. by SteamyChik08/05/024.01

Dairy of a Phone Sex Goddess Ch. 2

 — Steamy does Jason. by SteamyChik08/09/024.24

Daisy Montoya Runs for President

 — Vote for me, I will straighten things out. by DaisyMontoya10/23/113.86

Dare to be Stupid

 — A CEO watches a life-changing motivational video. by JukeboxEMCSA04/23/114.31

Dark Drink and Conversation Ch. 01

 — Mulligans is the sort of pub you'd keep a secret. by ThomasKennedy11/22/093.88

Dart Shooter Gets Lucky, Gets Caught

 — Wolfram Warhog proves women are smarter then men. by Baba803/07/084.10

Dawn of the Horny Dead Pt. 01

 — When the dead can no longer have sex in hell. by GratefulFred05/01/083.29

Dead Battery Ch. 01

 — It didn't take long to figure out what killed the battery. by MungoParkIII12/23/074.19

Dead Battery Ch. 02

 — Dan searches for the perfect Christmas gift for his wife. by MungoParkIII12/25/073.87

Dead Battery Ch. 03

 — A wonderful Christmas present. by MungoParkIII12/25/074.10

Dead Girls Don't Say No

 — Man looking for kinky sex gets a surprise. by katarina dewitt09/26/034.12

Dead Men Tell Tall Tales

 — Brilliant forensic scientist solves another case. by bloodsimple08/01/043.83

Dead Mouse or Rat

 — Rick the Dick goes on the apple diet. by Baba810/18/084.20

Dead Sexy

 — Roxy is a gold digging cam model with a vicious streak. by MaxwellSpanx10/15/143.94

Dead Writer's Society

 — A few writers from the past "Seize the Night" on Halloween. by Nom_de_guerre10/06/144.11

Deadly Wife

 — My wife uses hypnotism on me. It's dangerous. by oggbashan10/03/164.33

Deaf But Not Dumb

 — Lip reader has fun with busty young woman. by Don Grampa05/22/034.43

Dealing with Death

 — Death doesn't end everything, just don't try to outwit him. by Otazel05/15/114.56HOT

Dear Betty

 — Naughty young lady hides behind an innocent image. by rocketrider04/04/014.32Editor's Pick

Dear Bill

 — A little light relief. by smilodonwriter06/09/034.09

Dear Chloé, An Apology

 — The fisting, anal and gushing was all Chloé's fault! by MarcusStrapp10/28/094.12

Dear Dickhead

 — Proper etiquette is a "Thank you" for a memorable evening. by Wanton Vixxxen11/10/034.46

Dear Dora (Busy Bee)

 — So many men, so little time! by Dear_Dora02/19/093.89

Dear Dora (Confused)

 — Advice to a confused housewife. by Dear_Dora02/19/094.40

Dear Dora (Lucky)

 — Advice to an overly hospitable guy. by Dear_Dora02/15/094.12

Dear Dora (Pickup)

 — Advice to a guy who does a favor. by Dear_Dora02/16/094.74HOT

Dear Dora (Sleepy)

 — Advice to a Supportive Girlfriend. by Dear_Dora02/17/094.43

Dear Dora - Bivouac

 — Soldier's wife's nervous that hubbie's coming home. by Dear_Dora03/26/093.68

Dear Dora - Five Letters

 — Itchy, Nuisance, Worn, Minute, and Friend get Dora's help. by Dear_Dora03/26/094.10

Dear Electra

 — Oops. by SNAGuy11/09/043.20

Dear John Derr

 — She married his brother while he was in Iraq. by budd10003/15/054.34

Dear Lynn

 — Lynn provides advice to people with questions and issues. by grgy5603/06/143.93

Dear Mom & Dad

 — Her "modeling" career is going well. by Barnaby12/28/034.29

Dear Santa

 — Santa screwed her last year, but this year... by HappilyM11/15/064.46

Dear Santa, I Can Explain...

 — How she accidentally gave her husband's boss a blow job. by MagicaPractica11/12/074.38

Death of a Toolman

 — He was handy with his "tool". by cookiejar04/20/114.14

Death of Mr. Big

 — Vicki & Matt try something Large. by Julia Jones01/30/013.77

Debbie the Ditz

 — A big-titted teen finds her favorite kind of man. by Olddirtyman08/16/154.19

Deck of Cards

 — The porn version. by gauchecritic02/05/033.72

Deep Dreams: Banana Bizarre

 — I am the banana - eat me. by bluefox0707/31/074.75HOT

Deep Space Thrombosis

 — A sex starved crew are joined by an innocent looking pornbot. by MaxwellSpanx07/16/153.93

Demona and the Burly Man

 — There's no dark magic with a mind of musha. by LunarSirius06/09/164.71HOT

Dental Nurse

 — My nurse adventure. by Elizabeth_Strokewell09/05/154.12

Dentist Visit

 — A diabolical lesbian with toys comedy. by Lisa Denton12/30/064.52HOT

Depression and Anti-Depressants Ch. 01

 — If you're depressed now or before, you need to read this. by SusanJillParker01/06/14HOT

Desert Island Delights

 — Life takes some amazing turns. by Lightpen04/13/083.72

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