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Blow White

 — Erotic parody of "Snow White & The 7 Dwarves". by Svenskaflicka01/22/054.23

Blown in Helsinki

 — Typical night out in the liberal city. Can the guy handle it? by Ziado03/06/101.75

Bob and Bigfoot

 — Bob shoots his gun, Bigfoot shoots his. by Bowzer06/29/054.41

Bob and the Lawyer

 — Bob's first experience as a woman. by Bowzer07/15/053.83

Bob and the Wife

 — Bob wants to be a little girl. by Bowzer07/06/054.25

Bob the Knob

 — Cat is determined to find out how Bob got his nickname. by Cat_photobuff08/10/06HOT

Bob's Wish

 — Bob finds a magic bottle filled with sexy fun. by *Snatch09/02/014.12

Body And Soul

 — Dark Comedy about Love and Death and God and Shit. by NoJo11/14/094.47

Body Parts

 — Tale of fatherly fears - not for the faint of heart! by RAMJET6906/05/084.24

Bomb's Away

 — Need a new exit strategy!! by christieamberlee01/13/143.76

Bondage Shopping Network

 — What if they sold sex toys on late night infomercials? by al_Ussa02/06/094.26

Boner-Marrow Transplant

 — Accident leaves him a bit...vegetative. by Evil_Dave06/02/064.15

Boob Meets World

 — A breast expansion parody of an '90s sitcom. by DDDDave04/26/124.24

Boobers Waitress Pt. 01

 — Willy gets a deal with the bustiest.. (Same story. Edited.) by Henry_C_Roberts04/22/184.61HOT

Boobers Waitress Pt. 02

 — Elle falls for more of Willy's cons... (Same Story edited.) by Henry_C_Roberts04/23/184.69HOT

Boobers Waitress Pt. 03

 — Elle is away. Willy graciously helps Janey with Lucy. by Henry_C_Roberts04/24/184.64HOT

Bookstore Becomes Site of...You Know

 — Smell of glued bindings sends people over the edge. by Soul Janitor05/31/014.15

Booty Call

 — Sex, sex and more sex. by mariarendes07/25/074.12

Boris Bewildered

 — Boris the cat tries to defend his turf. by shiresa04/07/064.50HOT

Born Again Virgin

 — A post surgery 'complication' she never planned on. by Wanton Vixxxen05/13/054.53HOT

Bound Tight & Spread Wide!

 — Sex in suburbia by spankygoodtime10/14/013.18

Bounteous Bosoms

 — They find true love in a crowd of strangers. by Paul4404/14/084.47

Bowling Balls

 — Two guys find a severed scrotum and go bowling. by Hobbes Goblynn09/27/012.57

Bows and Hunters

 — A mixed metaphor of gender and sex. by Recidiva09/19/054.39

Boy Sells Soul to Lose Cherry

 — Boy will do anything to get his first piece of ass. by Bakeboss04/11/093.69

Boys of Summer

 — Sometimes you have to cut someone from the team... by lothlorien06/12/012.46

Brand New Bible for the 'New Age'

 — A new book. by Todd-'o'-Vision12/25/012.77

Brand New Girlfriend

 — What can Joe do when his girl says she wants to date others? by JakeRivers01/14/074.36

Brandy's Revenge

 — Anthony learns a lesson, the hard way. by Feelbad08/16/083.95

Brave Lady Fiona

 — She battles a wood giant and loses. by jinghiz02/16/114.34

Breast Milk Battles

 — A couple with a new baby discover an antidote to baby blues. by Tara_Neale11/30/144.46

Breathless Stargazing

 — I bet that she wouldn't make me cum first. by oggbashan03/25/064.35

Brighton Rock

 — Busty Harriet goes to the beach and ends up a porn star. by brian35801/08/084.71HOT


 — A divorce, a best friend, alcohol and a venomous snake. by Tara_Neale12/27/124.24

Broken Hearted

 — What to do when you find her cheating? by rma1762107/18/063.11

Bronson County

 — Bronson County has the highest concentration of rapists. by cowboy10909/06/123.50

Bug Me In Florida

 — A spring break encounter with roaches, shy guys, sluts. by Hornyman69WithU05/16/073.42

Build Your Harem in Ten Easy Steps

 — A self-help essay from a 12th Century barbarian warlord. by Rubirosa02/19/144.52HOT

Bull in a China Store

 — Salesman's calamity. by My Erotic Tail01/26/044.46

Bumblefuck Cat Toss

 — Kittens and phone sex: don't try this at home. by MissBri03/28/064.35

Burnt Offerings

 — 'How To' on feeding of your kid for the 'Weekend Dad'. by Kirk48200204/09/054.66HOT

But I Digress

 — Ramblings on my sixteenth Lit anniversary. by NoJo05/07/183.41

But It's Raining Out

 — A fellatrix accomodates despite the storm. by Scaramouche12301/18/114.44

But Who Yet Materialized

 — A wild ride on a star fleet vessel. by anglosextantyen4u10/01/102.75

Buttweasel and The Astronaut

 — Buttweasel shit-scuttles a space strumpet. by Buttweasel06/19/144.25

Buttweasel And The Fat Chick

 — Buttweasel hunts down some big game. by Buttweasel06/08/142.94

By the Garters, With Care

 — Ribald Christmas carols turn her into a 'ho (ho ho). by archibael11/12/064.59HOT

Bye Bye Badman

 — Needy 18yo schoolgirl calls in a friend for a ride home. by submissxve04/26/183.33

C is for Cleavage

 — Naive guy falls into the hands of unscrupulous women. by Egmont Grigor10/25/073.94

Calaban and the Warden's Wife

 — The warden's wife turns Calaban's revenge into rescue, of so. by xCalaban08/24/104.00

Calling It In

 — What the sexy girl is really doing when you call a 900# by Moondancer92502/15/114.17

Campfire Talk

 — A few of author's own personal memories of Halloween. by DG Hear10/03/074.67HOT

Can It Be That Bad?

 — If only she hadn't drunk so much beer... by coyoteugly12/21/013.97

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

 — A reverse twist on BDSM. by imaginethis05/07/074.41


 — Explosions during sex aren't always a good thing. by MrGreen01/01/033.81

Caribbean Taboo

 — The difficulty in finding personal space to fuck in peace... by Sabrinaseales02/02/162.84


 — A guide to proper preparation. by jjcole05/30/034.44

Case of the Pilfering Professor

 — Aaron & Natasha have fun solving a mystery. by brynhild8403/02/053.60

Casey at the Bat

 — Why did Casey strike out in that big game? by poisoniv110/18/024.36Editor's Pick

Casual Encounters

 — Like Erotic Services. by therockstarlife04/16/114.15

Casual Sex Friday

 — How a company became an electronics innovator. by Bakeboss04/30/103.22

Cat Fight

 — Demon Pi - Part 13 by ZackOShea07/03/124.69HOT

Cecil's Sideshow

 — or... A Memorable night in Syd's Tub. by BooMerengue05/09/034.27


 — The nun who married a king (a kinky fantasy). by Lady Malachite05/13/063.97

Celebrating Earth Day

 — My one and only attempt to celebrate. by dragontatto03/29/084.21

Celeste's WD-40

 — Even lubricants deserve a little fun now & then. by poisoniv105/24/024.51HOTEditor's Pick


 — I make a bet with my wife to try something new. by oggbashan03/07/164.00

Chaffernaught 09

 — The Chest Club. by MistressColleen03/26/153.50

Chaffernaught 10

 — j-o-e-i-e!! by MistressColleen03/27/154.75

Chaffernaught 11

 — Come Into My Parlor... by MistressColleen03/28/154.75

Chaffernaught 12

 — First Taste. by MistressColleen03/31/153.83

Chaos in the Middle East

 — Rich sheikh falls for working class escort. by MaxwellSpanx07/17/154.49


 — The Guru learns about dreams. by Guru03/09/014.50HOT

Charles and Amanda

 — Modern Day Twilight Zone. by KirkEdwards06/05/114.00

Charlie's Novel

 — His own characters are his severest critics. by HansTrimble07/18/134.54HOT

Charming Company

 — He goes on humorus voyage to find love. by Anitole02/19/093.82

Cheating 101 from Literotica

 — What I learned about cheating from our fine writers. by FD4507/31/114.49

Cheating Slut

 — Cliché revenge in a cliché fantasy. by Balaak04/16/053.36

Check the Ingredients

 — A lesson on being careful with massage oils. by PrincessErin12/29/084.27

Cheeseburger Bitch

 — Fat girl learns a lesson. by adrenaline6193801/24/14

Chess Club

 — Strange doings at the Chess Club Tournament. by Decayed Angel09/08/063.44

Chez Saga

 — You can have anything you want at Saga's Restaurant! by phfina11/01/113.75


 — Gina tries to give head but... by BlaqueDiamond05/21/103.68

Chrismas Gathering From Hell

 — It only comes once a year. by erstud04/21/043.70

Christmas at the Office

 — Christmas came early this year. What a mess. by greatkahn12/07/053.92

Christmas Eve Many Years Ago

 — Christmas Eve on a dry-docked submarine. by SSBN62405/19/183.56NEW

Christmas Spirit

 — Help getting into the Holidays from Santa's hot helper. by cheeryorchid12/08/044.49

Christmas Stalking

 — Sometimes a girl’s gotta get her own Christmas presents. by sr71plt11/16/093.82

Christmas Truce

 — I'm a wreck after the War. Who would want me? by oggbashan11/21/134.71HOTContest Winner

Christmas Wish List

 — Freddie publishes his Christmas list. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER12/12/073.87

Chuck and Sinitta Get Objectified

 — Porn for people who don't like porn. by kleve05/14/034.67HOT

Cin 24: 9:15 to 11 pm

 — What really happens when a woman cybers on Lit. by GentleGeorge03/22/043.88

Cinderella 2002: The True Story

 — Think you know the real story of Cinderella? by ozerotika07/07/023.54

Cinderella XXX

 — The X Rated version of Cinderella. by black saphire04/26/064.09

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale

 — A curse and a member of unusual size. by Cordelia Speedicut02/24/054.37

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale Ch. 02

 — A member of unusual size, and a dragon. by Cordelia Speedicut04/30/054.51HOT

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale Ch. 03

 — The next generation and another sizable dragon. by Cordelia Speedicut03/24/064.41

Cindy Heller Ch. 1

 — Cindy gets to the Ball, but will the Glass Dildo fit? by NoJo06/24/024.66HOTEditor's Pick

Cindy Heller Ch. 2

 — Will Kimberlee get to the Prince before Cindy? As if. by NoJo07/01/024.55HOTEditor's Pick

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 01

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective. by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/19/123.91

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 02

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/20/124.09

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 03

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/21/123.95

Cindy Nails The Prince

 — Will evil stepmother and stepsister thwart Cindy’s passion? by margo_x_x08/01/024.24


 — Sexy female police officer pulls over a horny man. by WickedTemptations12/15/074.30

Civil Disobedience

 — A busty challenge to future oppression. by Nigel Debonnaire05/07/06

Climactic Day for a Virgin Guy

 — At 20 small-hung Sloan finally has his torment ended. by Egmont Grigor05/16/074.34

Close Encounters

 — A (not so?) typical pick up scene at a bar. by phillyinjun12/03/054.00

Clue Ch. 1

 — Ms. Scarlet in the bedroom with the rope and the candlestick. by T.R. Murphy07/29/014.24

Clue Ch. 2

 — Featuring Ms. White in the kitchen. by T.R. Murphy08/07/014.56HOT

Clue Ch. 3

 — Featuring Mrs. White & Professor Plum in the library. by T.R. Murphy09/21/014.28

Clue Ch. 4

 — Featuring Col Mustard & Mrs. Peacock in the Conservatory. by T.R. Murphy10/27/014.47

Clue Ch. 5

 — Featuring Ms. Scarlet and Mr. Green in the Billiard Room. by T.R. Murphy11/15/014.56HOT

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