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Blow White

 — Erotic parody of "Snow White & The 7 Dwarves". by Svenskaflicka01/22/054.25

Blown in Helsinki

 — Typical night out in the liberal city. Can the guy handle it? by Ziado03/06/101.75

Blue Grandpa!

 — Grandpa was never short on words. by wellokiguess02/22/213.74

Bluegrass Festival

 — I was a slut to the music. by lostopportunity02/17/224.26

Bob and Bigfoot

 — Bob shoots his gun, Bigfoot shoots his. by Bowzer06/29/054.38

Bob and the Lawyer

 — Bob's first experience as a woman. by Bowzer07/15/053.78

Bob and the Wife

 — Bob wants to be a little girl. by Bowzer07/06/054.29

Bob the Knob

 — Cat is determined to find out how Bob got his nickname. by Cat_photobuff08/10/06

Bob's House of Ass

 — Erotic emporiums, and shameless misuse of the Internet. by Badlands109/20/201.40

Bob's Wish

 — Bob finds a magic bottle filled with sexy fun. by *Snatch09/02/014.15

Body and Soul

 — A dark comedy about love, death and shit. by nice90sguy03/02/244.60

Body or Brains

 — Sandra's body transforms in a VR game show. by AnonymousPerv08/16/224.51HOT

Body Parts

 — Tale of fatherly fears - not for the faint of heart! by RAMJET6906/05/083.81

Bomb's Away

 — Need a new exit strategy!! by christieamberlee01/13/143.81

Bondage Babes Ch. 01

 — Naomi sets off to collect all the Bondage Babes. by Etherealust02/16/233.88

Bondage Babes Ch. 02

 — Rival Battle 01 is harder than usual. by Etherealust02/17/233.71

Bondage Shopping Network

 — What if they sold sex toys on late night infomercials? by al_Ussa02/06/094.14

Boner-Marrow Transplant

 — Accident leaves him a bit...vegetative. by Evil_Dave06/02/064.00

Boob Job

 — I get my nipples pierced. by Louetta10/11/184.31

Boobers Waitress Pt. 01

 — Willy gets a deal with the bustiest.. (Same story. Edited.) by Henry_C_Roberts04/22/184.66HOT

Boobers Waitress Pt. 02

 — Elle falls for more of Willy's cons... (Same Story edited.) by Henry_C_Roberts04/23/184.66HOT

Boobers Waitress Pt. 03

 — Elle is away. Willy graciously helps Janey with Lucy. by Henry_C_Roberts04/24/184.68HOT

Booger

 — A man, a woman, a hot-tub, and one large booger. by KCLeggs6906/30/233.50

Bookstore Becomes Site of...You Know

 — Smell of glued bindings sends people over the edge. by Soul Janitor05/31/014.15

Booty Call

 — Sex, sex and more sex. by mariarendes07/25/074.18

Boring Christmas Party

 — When a boring holiday party is a good thing by funperson96911/19/234.43

Boris Bewildered

 — Boris the cat tries to defend his turf. by shiresa04/07/064.46

Born Again Virgin

 — A post surgery 'complication' she never planned on. by Wanton Vixxxen05/13/054.51HOT

Bound Tight & Spread Wide!

 — Sex in suburbia by spankygoodtime10/14/013.29

Bounteous Bosoms

 — They find true love in a crowd of strangers. by Paul4404/14/084.42

Bowling Balls

 — Two guys find a severed scrotum and go bowling. by Hobbes Goblynn09/27/012.57

Bows and Hunters

 — A mixed metaphor of gender and sex. by Recidiva09/19/054.39

Boy Sells Soul to Lose Cherry

 — Boy will do anything to get his first piece of ass. by Bakeboss04/11/093.71

Boys of Summer

 — Sometimes you have to cut someone from the team... by lothlorien06/12/012.46

Brand New Bible for the 'New Age'

 — A new book. by Todd-'o'-Vision12/25/012.72

Brand New Girlfriend

 — What can Joe do when his girl says she wants to date others? by JakeRivers01/14/074.31

Brandy's Revenge

 — Anthony learns a lesson, the hard way. by Feelbad08/16/083.95

Brave Lady Fiona

 — She battles a wood giant and loses. by jinghiz02/16/114.33

Breast Milk Battles

 — A couple with a new baby discover an antidote to baby blues. by Tara Cox11/30/144.49

Breathless Stargazing

 — I bet that she wouldn't make me cum first. by oggbashan03/25/064.39

Brighton Rock

 — Busty Harriet goes to the beach and ends up a porn star. by brian35801/08/084.69HOT

Bring Me Back a Hawaiian Girl

 — Her husband asks her to bring back a girl from Hawaii. by BlowjobSuzuki08/21/203.97

Broken

 — A divorce, a best friend, alcohol and a venomous snake. by Tara Cox12/27/124.22

Broken Hearted

 — What to do when you find her cheating? by rma1762107/18/063.14

Bronson County

 — Bronson County has the highest concentration of rapists. by cowboy10909/06/123.54

BTS Geis: Fake Pizza Hut Ad

 — This time, James dresses up. by kotochaos09/15/223.29

BTS: Geis Vaccines

 — James and Kendall play doctor. by kotochaos11/21/224.00

BTS: Geis Wendy's Ad

 — Kendall dresses up. by kotochaos02/22/224.00

Buckley's Farm Ch. 01

 — A comedic tale of reluctance. by Phoolio04/27/213.91

Bug Me In Florida

 — A spring break encounter with roaches, shy guys, sluts. by Hornyman69WithU05/16/073.42

Bull in a China Store

 — Salesman's calamity. by My Erotic Tail01/26/044.48

Burnt Offerings

 — 'How To' on feeding of your kid for the 'Weekend Dad'. by Kirk48200204/09/054.64HOT

But It's Raining Out

 — A fellatrix accomodates despite the storm. by Scaramouche12301/18/114.49

But What Did S/He MEAN By That?

 — Man is confused about how to request sex. by prevacker08/24/213.75

But Who Yet Materialized

 — A wild ride on a star fleet vessel. by anglosextantyen4u10/01/102.75

Butterflies

 — A little weird, but so am I. by CuteSlaveLisa05/21/194.63HOT

By the Garters, With Care

 — Ribald Christmas carols turn her into a 'ho (ho ho). by archibael11/12/064.58HOT

C is for Cleavage

 — Naive guy falls into the hands of unscrupulous women. by Egmont Grigor10/25/073.99

Calaban and the Warden's Wife

 — The warden's wife turns Calaban's revenge into rescue, of so. by xCalaban08/24/104.10

Calling It In

 — What the sexy girl is really doing when you call a 900# by Moondancer92502/15/114.21

Campaign Chaos Pt. 01

 — The preening Mrs. Parnell seeks a seat on the town council. by Chasmo2312/18/224.47

Campaign Chaos Pt. 02

 — The supercilious Danielle's arrogance reaches a crescendo. by Chasmo2312/19/224.53HOT

Campaign Chaos Pt. 03

 — The tables begin to turn on Danielle and Will. by Chasmo2312/20/224.50HOT

Campaign Chaos Pt. 04

 — The arrogant Mrs. Parnell and her obnoxious son come undone. by Chasmo2312/21/224.37

Campfire Talk

 — A few of author's own personal memories of Halloween. by DG Hear10/03/074.64HOT

Can It Be That Bad?

 — If only she hadn't drunk so much beer... by coyoteugly12/21/014.03

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

 — A reverse twist on BDSM. by imaginethis05/07/074.28

Can't Get No... Relief

 — It's going to be a long week. by galaxygoddess12/28/194.33

Can't Spell Waifu without AI

 — A man has a blind date with a suspiciously perfect woman. by DTales06/02/234.61HOT

Candi Finds a Job

 — Candi is a gullible, dumb blonde who is easily tricked.. by Chloe_Harper03/05/244.49

Candi Finds an Apartment

 — Candi is a gullible, dumb blonde who is easily tricked... by Chloe_Harper03/02/244.61HOT

Candi Goes to the Doctor

 — Candi has found an apartment & job, now time for the doctor! by Chloe_Harper04/12/244.35

Candles

 — Explosions during sex aren't always a good thing. by MrGreen01/01/033.82

Captain Clarence

 — Short - Captain Clarence Sees Stars. by Fixture08/27/203.63

Captain Cumshot & The Facial Fiend

 — Captain Cumshot's kinky girlfriend comes to the rescue! by TotalTurnOn02/02/214.52HOT

Captain Cumshot Meets His Nemesis!

 — The Captain faces off The Celibate—who will win? by TotalTurnOn05/05/233.83

Captain Cumshot Saves the Day

 — Captain Cumshot responds to a couple's emergency. by TotalTurnOn01/06/214.42

Captain Erotica & the Arouse-atron

 — A super hero who gives a fuck. by Oz_John08/23/183.86

Captain Erotica, Breasts of Death

 — Meet this villain and you're fucked. by Oz_John09/21/183.95

Captain's Log B.J.W.A.V. Incident

 — Anal play going deeper and farther than expected. by Gadballs04/30/214.23

Carajo

 — Patience and persistence are key, when hunting Numbers. by Badlands109/22/201.40

Caribbean Taboo

 — The difficulty in finding personal space to fuck in peace... by Sabrinaseales02/02/162.86

Carlos and Neil Do Oku-con

 — Horny weeb unconsciously influences female anime con-goers. by ShibbolethParty06/07/224.25

Carport Quickie

 — I got a real nice blowjob in a carport. by MarkeySan06/01/234.49

Carrots

 — A guide to proper preparation. by jjcole05/30/034.44

Carry On Baggage

 — David returns to porn star Gwen Morgan after the photoshoot. by CabotDeWine12/02/224.40

Case of the Pilfering Professor

 — Aaron & Natasha have fun solving a mystery. by brynhild8403/02/053.60

Casey at the Bat

 — Why did Casey strike out in that big game? by poisoniv110/18/024.35Editor's Pick

Casual Encounters

 — Like Erotic Services. by therockstarlife04/16/114.20

Casual Friday

 — Work place norms. by VeronicaPlakhuea04/02/234.16

Casual Sex Friday

 — How a company became an electronics innovator. by Bakeboss04/30/103.27

Cat Fight

 — Demon Pi - Part 13 by ZackOShea07/03/124.68HOT

Cecil's Sideshow

 — or... A Memorable night in Syd's Tub. by BooMerengue05/09/034.31

Cecilia

 — The nun who married a king (a kinky fantasy). by Lady Malachite05/13/064.03

Celebrating Earth Day

 — My one and only attempt to celebrate. by dragontatto03/29/084.27

Celeste's WD-40

 — Even lubricants deserve a little fun now & then. by poisoniv105/24/024.50HOTEditor's Pick

Central's No. 1 MILF Pt. 01

 — Bored MILF agrees to help hapless teen collect on her bounty. by CasualK908/09/224.57HOT

Certainties

 — I make a bet with my wife to try something new. by oggbashan03/07/163.96

Chad’s Chronicles Ch. 01

 — Saturdays in the South. by FastChad07/16/224.09

Chaffernaught 09

 — The Chest Club. by MistressColleen03/26/153.50

Chaffernaught 10

 — j-o-e-i-e!! by MistressColleen03/27/154.60

Chaffernaught 11

 — Come Into My Parlor... by MistressColleen03/28/154.60

Chaffernaught 12

 — First Taste. by MistressColleen03/31/153.86

Charactoons

 — The Guru learns about dreams. by Guru03/09/014.52HOT

Charles and Amanda

 — Modern Day Twilight Zone. by KirkEdwards06/05/114.00

Charlie's Novel

 — His own characters are his severest critics. by HansTrimble07/18/134.51HOT

Charming Company

 — He goes on humorus voyage to find love. by Anitole02/19/09

Chastity Story: A How-To

 — A how to on writing chastity. by Breaker_Of_Chains05/05/224.21

Chastity, Maxine, and Me

 — Charity wanted to find Maxine. Maxine found me instead. by ronde11/27/234.56HOT

ChatMLE

 — A man turns to a Generative AI app for amusement. by EmilyMiller02/05/244.44

Cheaters Never Lose

 — Short piece about cheating. by JimmyThePlunger03/24/233.45

Cheating 101 from Literotica

 — What I learned about cheating from our fine writers. by FD4507/31/114.50HOT

Cheating Slut

 — Cliché revenge in a cliché fantasy. by Balaak04/16/052.88

Check the Ingredients

 — A lesson on being careful with massage oils. by PrincessErin12/29/084.32

Cheeseburger Bitch

 — Fat girl learns a lesson. by adrenaline6193801/24/14

Chess Club

 — Strange doings at the Chess Club Tournament. by Decayed Angel09/08/063.38

Chewing the Fat

 — A young woman is staggered by an ultra-confusing journalist. by EgmontGrigor201805/30/184.29

Chez Saga

 — You can have anything you want at Saga's Restaurant! by phfina11/01/113.33

Chinaski

 — One desperate motherfucker! by Badlands110/21/201.52

Chocolate

 — The power of chocolate on the unsuspecting female. by Joexp01/10/243.50

Chocolate and the Charlie Factory

 — We relive an old rock-and-roll myth. by TheRedChamber03/01/244.30

Choke

 — Gina tries to give head but... by BlaqueDiamond05/21/103.70

Choosing Wisely

 — Greg meets a woman during a romance book cover shoot. by SanityCheck04/01/223.46

Chrismas Gathering From Hell

 — It only comes once a year. by erstud04/21/043.46

Christmas at Dangly Dell

 — Comic goings on at Mr Pinkwicks Christmas. by Joexp12/20/233.00

Christmas at the Office

 — Christmas came early this year. What a mess. by greatkahn12/07/054.02

Christmas Carol

 — Bah Humbug! by SlightlyRude12/17/203.77

Christmas Eve Many Years Ago

 — Christmas Eve on a dry-docked submarine. by SSBN62405/19/183.62

Christmas Past

 — Granddad reminisces about earlier Christmases. by oggbashan11/28/184.33

Christmas Spirit

 — Help getting into the Holidays from Santa's hot helper. by cheeryorchid12/08/044.54HOT

Christmas Stalking

 — Sometimes a girl’s gotta get her own Christmas presents. by sr71plt11/16/093.83

Christmas Truce

 — I'm a wreck after the War. Who would want me? by oggbashan11/21/134.74HOTContest Winner

Christmas Wish List

 — Freddie publishes his Christmas list. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER12/12/073.94

Chuck and Sinitta Get Objectified

 — Porn for people who don't like porn. by kleve05/14/034.65HOT

Cin 24: 9:15 to 11 pm

 — What really happens when a woman cybers on Lit. by GentleGeorge03/22/043.80

Cinderella 2002: The True Story

 — Think you know the real story of Cinderella? by ozerotika07/07/023.54

Cinderella Goes A-Balling

 — Heed the warnings and all will be well (750 words). by 12oclocktales02/15/244.15

Cinderella XXX

 — The X Rated version of Cinderella. by black saphire04/26/064.14

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale

 — A curse and a member of unusual size. by Cordelia Speedicut02/24/054.37

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale Ch. 02

 — A member of unusual size, and a dragon. by Cordelia Speedicut04/30/054.56HOT

Cinderella: An Erotic Fairy Tale Ch. 03

 — The next generation and another sizable dragon. by Cordelia Speedicut03/24/064.48

Cinderellen

 — A modern pantomime. by SlightlyRude01/08/194.00

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 01

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective. by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/19/123.95

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 02

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/20/124.00

Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective Ch. 03

 — The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective by Trapper_Jock_Mcintyre08/21/123.88

Cindy Nails The Prince

 — Will evil stepmother and stepsister thwart Cindy’s passion? by margo_x_x08/01/024.18

Circle Jerk Off and On

 — Bob has a circle jerk, but gets caught with his pants down. by peatfreak06/06/223.59

Citation

 — Sexy female police officer pulls over a horny man. by WickedTemptations12/15/074.35

Civil Disobedience

 — A busty challenge to future oppression. by Nigel Debonnaire05/07/06

Class, Mates

 — An anxious futa joins a class to build sexual confidence. by DTales09/30/224.69HOT

Cleaning Day Gets Messy

 — Reluctant sexual discovery for nascent femboy. by RoxyRyder05/12/224.61HOT

Climactic Day for a Virgin Guy

 — At 20 small-hung Sloan finally has his torment ended. by Egmont Grigor05/16/074.32

Close Encounters

 — A (not so?) typical pick up scene at a bar. by phillyinjun12/03/054.11

Clue Ch. 1

 — Ms. Scarlet in the bedroom with the rope and the candlestick. by T.R. Murphy07/29/014.24

Clue Ch. 2

 — Featuring Ms. White in the kitchen. by T.R. Murphy08/07/014.59HOT

Clue Ch. 3

 — Featuring Mrs. White & Professor Plum in the library. by T.R. Murphy09/21/014.33

Clue Ch. 4

 — Featuring Col Mustard & Mrs. Peacock in the Conservatory. by T.R. Murphy10/27/014.49

Clue Ch. 5

 — Featuring Ms. Scarlet and Mr. Green in the Billiard Room. by T.R. Murphy11/15/014.57HOT
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