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Lesbian Test Ch. 04

— It turns out that Kathy is no lesbian that's for sure. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER12/01/084.07

Lesbian Test Ch. 05

— Freddie discovers that his dream woman is not so innocent. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER12/02/084.29

Lesbian Test Ch. 06

— Kathy passes the lesbian test proving that she's not lesbian. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER12/06/08

Lesbians Only!

— Sloppy cunts are my business. Satisfaction is your goal. by arkwrights0612/04/164.33

Lesson #01

— My girlfriend's mother started giving me lessons. by LynnGKS05/13/104.49

Lesson #02

— My girlfriend finds out about me and her mother. by LynnGKS05/15/104.40

Let's Go Out to the Lobby

— It turns out, nudists and movie theaters go together GREAT! by jackvick07/12/114.43

Let's Make a Video

— A couple decides that making a sex video is too complicated. by KeikoAlvarez11/09/164.14

Let's Make Timmy Taller

— Too much pussy in the Philippines shrunk Timmy. by Baba806/20/083.58

Let's Play Poker

— A poker story inspired by true events. by ymnhfoo03/30/213.57

Letter

— Mistress tells him how it is. by Abberlaine06/29/01

Letter to Class Reunion Committee

— Retired graduate replies to class reunion invitation. by Erbanluv12/12/144.18

LezBromeo! LezBromeo!

— A Guide to Identifying LezBros. by LesbianMuses03/21/154.36

LGBTQRSUVWMYZ+

— Everybody letters nowadays! by Cal Y. Pygia06/13/204.00

Licking the Alphabet

— How to get her off with your mouth in less than 600 years. by Frogsoup11/11/084.29

Licking The Ice Cream Man

— Busty Hilda sucks the popsicle in the ice cream man's pants. by MeetTheHumpers05/19/124.06

Life after Ex

— One man's life after a divorce. by Sextus_Propertius10/19/164.47

Life Is Like Shit - Not Chocolate

— Payback is a Bitch! Husband turns the Tables on Conniving Ex. by dmallord09/30/214.72

Life of a Grifter

— Two con-artists use their ample assests in Vegas!! by Henry_C_Roberts02/24/204.52

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

— Dictionary and Definitions. by dercius09/21/153.69

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00.5: Bonus 01

— Sex moves every yummy mummy needs. by dercius11/07/154.06

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00.5: Bonus 02

— Good Girls, Bad Girls and My Mum. by dercius04/06/163.90

Life of Prince Pepe Peyronie

— A short biography of a penis. by Tigermuf09/21/074.08

Life was Good!

— Jill enjoys & shares Mike's amazing organ. by Dinsmore11/06/054.46

Life's Little Moments

— A collection of events that she will never forget. by CherryCat11/28/084.42

Light It Up

— A sexy way to get rid of writer's block. by TheWickedMistress10/23/223.64

Light Up For The Holidays

— Being a Good Neighbor. by IJS090411/19/204.46

Lights... Ghost... Action!

— If parapsychology were always like this... by Averlin01/31/024.33

Like a Sex Machine

— Those space aliens sure are kinky! by burningdog12/11/054.13

Like A Virgin

— Big-boobed teacher Hilda helps a student shed his virginity. by MeetTheHumpers09/16/124.23

Like in the Movies

— A lesser devil on vacation on Earth attempts to recreate her. by Laskald06/13/194.05

Lila 2: A Trilogy Nears Its End!

— Sexual frustration nearly destroys a delightful human being. by Soul Janitor11/30/014.57

Lila 3: The Freeing of the Pervs

— There's just 3 parts to a trilogy, right? by Soul Janitor02/03/024.50

Lilly's Gold

— A young, curious adult has an encounter with golden showers. by reverendnate11/30/173.13

Linda

— A cautionary and not particularly edifying tale. by TatankaBill03/12/204.12

Lingerie Homework

— Jacqui and flatmate help perplexed male student. by morethananeyeful11/15/054.47

Lip Smacking Finger Licking Sex.

— If we could talk to the animals. by Ian5611/26/194.26

Liquid Lumber Daters

— Reality TV Goes Big! by conanthe05/12/134.43

Lit Happens

— A trip down memory lane with Literotica and Duleigh. by Duleigh11/08/234.76

Lit-Ville's Halloween Trolls

— A Halloween camp fire tale (Nothing More). by My Erotic Tail11/02/043.70

Literotica Police

— A day in the life of a Loving Wives hater by ProfWriter10/05/084.48

Literotica: The Penalties

— You have joined Literotica. You must pay the penalty. by oggbashan12/17/114.02

Little Irishman

— A horny lass has a brush with a leprechaun. by Ed061309/01/064.39

Little Miss Big Tits

— Big boobed young woman considers how that affects her life. by Crystal_L_Veey10/22/063.46

Little Pink and The Wolf

— Little Red Riding Hood's wilder half sister. by StoneAngel04/11/044.54

Little Ralph's Problems

— Best friends share about their sex lives. by timmyid207/24/224.23

Little Red

— What REALLY happened when girl meets Wolf. by startrooper04/24/024.11

Little Red Riding Hood

— The true story behind the myth. by er0tic4u01/27/013.52

Little Too Large

— Why size matters . . . less. by Nakod Apa08/22/073.86

Live Nude Girls

— Suppose Philip Marlow P.I. visited a lingerie model. by anonabob02/05/023.73

Lock, Croc and Two Smoking Barrels

— A man encounters a half-crocodile woman in a Florida swamp. by DTales10/27/174.50

Locked Down But Not Out

— A social distancing sexual encounter. by hunterstomcat05/23/204.15

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 01

— The adventures of a pornstar with an ego the size of L.A. by FreddieTheCamel02/17/154.33

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 02

— Meet the porn king, the fluff girl and the private dick by FreddieTheCamel03/02/154.36

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 03

— The plot thickens... as do the cocks. by FreddieTheCamel03/11/154.26

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 04

— The porn star throws a fit and the fluff girl gets a call... by FreddieTheCamel03/22/154.43

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 05

— Shirley the fluff girl faces the music. by FreddieTheCamel05/31/154.15

Long Division

— Demon Pi Part 15 by ZackOShea06/24/144.74

Long Dong Silver

— Be careful where you stick it -- it might get stuck! by HungryGuy03/20/033.03

Long Pull - O Come Like Ol' Faithful

— A XXX-mas carol as the Futa Brew opens on December 25th. by DTales12/09/184.71

Long Pull: Hand-Picked Dark Roast

— In this prequel, Connie, a futa, discovers the Futa Brew. by DTales11/01/174.40

Look the Other Way

— Happy Anniversary! (?) by WillDevo01/26/214.50

Lord of the Ring Gag

— A prancing pony parody. by adrianhunter03/31/024.08

Losing Melba

— A stroll down memory lane. by leapyearguy04/26/074.52

Losing My Virginity

— Sometime it's so hard to be a virgin. by *Snatch09/07/013.43

Lost and Found

— Cheating husband panics as he searches for lost wedding ring. by DanDraper06/13/234.43

Lost Camera

— His life changed when he lost his camera. by thornapple12/18/084.65

Lost! Ch. 01-02

— The Condom and the Ultimate Orgasm. by tango091906/18/113.94

Lots about Me Ch. 11: Funny Stuff

— Two funny stories. I hope funny anyway. by TessMackenzie03/19/154.50

Lottery Ticket

— Young man goes on a quest for the unthinkable: a hot date. by kidmercury05/17/053.68

Lottery Ticket

— It was someone's change of a lifetime, now it was worthless. by MungoParkIII12/27/074.03

Louse, M.D.

— Dirty diagnostician practices his own form of sexual healing. by Carnevil903/21/104.16

Love Among the Runes

— He's big and blonde and so are the maidens. by Iconoclast9911/12/074.37

Love Potion #69

— Cupid's chemistry experiment. by My Erotic Tale01/21/054.17

Love Scientists

— Aliens pick up a desperate, sexy specimen for science. by Rallynoangels03/24/183.91

Love Stinks

— The perfect aphrodisiac has just one problem. by JukeboxEMCSA08/28/114.41

Love's Last Laugh

— This is the end, so it's one final fuck before it's over. by Decayed Angel01/01/073.71

Lovebots at Griswold Station

— Sex in space may have consequences. by Limnophile06/04/224.37

LST3K Ep. 01: The Tale of Benjamin

— Spoofing cheesy erotica, Literotica Sexual Theatre 3000! by Darkniciad08/13/064.70

LST3K Ep. 02: Small Town Screw

— Taking a verbal bullwhip to another awful piece of erotica. by Darkniciad09/06/064.78

LST3K Ep. 03: Who's Stalking Who?

— Yet another awful erotic tale gets its just desserts. by Darkniciad11/12/064.74

LST3K Ep. 04: Erthe Day

— Tearing into a terrible Nymph story. by Darkniciad04/04/074.79

LST3K Ep. 05: The Naked Dumb

— Baring awful writing to what it deserves for Nude Day. by Darkniciad07/09/074.67

LST3K Ep. 06: Witch Season

— Bringing a terrible witch hunter tale to justice. by Darkniciad10/01/074.78

LST3K Ep. 07: Tree... Hugger?

— Recycling literary refuse. by Darkniciad04/03/084.79

LST3K Ep. 08: The Fandom Menace

— Abuse the Farce! by Darkniciad05/01/084.68

LST3K Ep. 09: Ho Ho Hos!

— Re-gifting an awful mall Santa story. by Darkniciad11/11/084.38

LST3K Ep. 10: Sister Summer

— Diving headlong into a sweaty summer stinker. by Darkniciad09/07/094.37

LST3K Ep. 11: Earth Duh

— Composting an awful Earth Day stinker of a story. by Darkniciad04/13/104.68

LST3K Ep. 12: U Beach!

— Bashing a bad blackmail bi-maker beach story. by Darkniciad09/04/104.87

Luciferella

— Everyone knows the Devil lives in Killiecrankie. by Nachthexe05/02/123.69

Luck of the Irish

— Lucy's wish comes true on her summer holiday in Ireland. by Skol09/04/094.36

Lucy Loves Tango

— Ballroom dancing makes Lucy hot. by searing8708/09/193.59

Lugnut Lewdly, An Origin Story

— A schmuck from another dimension becomes a super hero! by PaladinInBlack07/08/174.73

Lula May Gets Her Wood Cutter

— Bud and Lula May finally get together. by cooterfishin07/11/094.26

Lunch at the Porn Stop

— Porn shop clerk gets a lunch time taste treat. by scriberotica07/24/184.45

Lunch with Satan

— The Devil can't get any respect. by Nigel Debonnaire06/14/084.44

Lura Falls in Love

— It's a love story with humor and a surprise ending. by silberdrachen10/20/094.20

LW Endings I'd like to See

— I can't write these stories, but I'd read them. by PiperHamlin06/16/184.54

Lynn and Bobby Ch. 02

— Bobby introduces the club whore to his wife. by LynnGKS01/01/104.41

Lynn and Bobby Ch. 04

— Bobby tries to get some rest; gets more than he planned. by LynnGKS01/20/104.35

Lynn and Bobby Ch. 08

— Princess tells how a stupid bitch loses her man. by LynnGKS02/20/104.22

Lysistrata Redux

— Embarrassed by a practical joke, the girls turn the tables. by TarnishedPenny10/10/194.72

M.D.

— Discovery and revenge assisted by summer. by hoo_hoo_boo08/28/104.12

Madame Seductress

— A comedy about a narcissist's sexual escapade. by MsWriter2601/19/033.60

Magic Mountain

— Wife thinks husband plans to ass-fuck hot partner. by PolarGoat08/18/234.36

Magnetic Boobs

— Boobs are often magnetic, but can they be magnetic? by sugarisnice08/09/082.90

Magnum Cum Loud High School

— A High School Program to Relieve Tension. by jaysander09/26/224.38

Maid Paid to Slay

— Wait - she hired a maid? by Pirate Tregare01/25/074.59

Maid to Order

— Motel Housekeeper checks out a room's occupant. by ZZ_Todd10/09/063.24

Maja Thurup: Gangbang Spoiler

— Little Big Man. by Badlands110/16/201.50

Make Me

— Holly meets a gorgeous door-to-door salesman. by emmav04/13/194.70

Make Me Bad

— You better watch out for those pink pills by SexyJennaInk07/09/033.13

Make Up Exam

— Demon Pi Part 14. by ZackOShea02/26/144.86

Makeup Sex

— Love and Sex among the Cosmetics set. by plundering04/18/122.50

Makin' Pagans

— Olympian Gods have a problem: no worshipers. by vargas11107/23/044.50

Making a Scene

— A futa cashier discovers public nudity porn filmed near her. by DTales06/13/204.71

Making Lemonade

— Tracey and men are dealt lemons on ride to Vegas. by sr71plt02/21/224.12

Making Love...Sucks

— Woman wants the sex in her life to be a little wilder. by *Snatch09/29/014.26

Making the Cut

— Is it really a "stable"? by tango091906/04/113.83

Making the Rent Ch. 01

— How's a nice girl supposed to pay the rent in this town? by HexPattern09/23/174.46

Making the Rent Ch. 02

— Will she be paying the naughty way again? by HexPattern12/22/174.60

Making Wal Mart Whoopie Ch. 01

— Incognito in Iowa, celebs try domestic sex. by Anachronism05/11/033.00

Male Secretary

— A corporate executive meets her match: her secretary. by Nicky_Vale01/22/194.46

Mall Kiosk Attendant Learns a Lesson

— She wanted my attention - she got it. by MasterGunzen11/02/133.97

Maltese Penis

— A slick remake of a film classic... sort of. by Jenny _S08/17/034.00

Mandy’s New Balls

— Mandy gets a gift and enjoys her day! by sexyR202/27/123.96

Maranara Hospital

— Stay out of the tunnel under Marinara Hospital. by PaladinInBlack08/18/164.55

Maria Torres - Breaking the Rules

— Who is this woman? by Jenny_Jackson05/18/074.47

Marie the Goth: High School Pt. 01

— Marie's school days. Enjoy! by andrewdavis02/04/173.67

Marie's Awful Week

— A humorous look at the realities of family life. by ClaudetteLauzon10/17/094.47

Mario's Big Black Cock

— A white girl meets her black stud. by chocolatecookie312/31/123.67

Marital Review after 10 Years

— Spring Cleaning of a Marriage. by EgmontGrigor202107/27/214.23

Marriage Is Overrated!

— Marriage, statistics, and life experiences. by sojoman01/25/124.01

Married with Children

— The joys of sex with a toddler in the household. by PrincessErin07/02/084.16

Married wth Children!

— Doesn't the title say it all? by kinkybunny12303/06/243.95

Martian Oral Madness

— Sci-fi, horror, and erotica spoof. by Dangus02/03/064.31

Marty's Last Day

— A retiring postman gets an odd surprise with a fun ending! by captainhappy01/06/154.58

Marvelous Male Meat-Market

— 3 women look for thrills in underground male meat market. by bahamadya08/22/104.38

Matched Pairs Ch. 01-02

— Suburbanites get frisky while on vacation. by AutumnWriter07/28/074.42

Matched Pairs Ch. 03-04

— Suburbanites get frisky while on vacation. by AutumnWriter08/01/074.40

Matched Pairs Ch. 05

— Middle-aged suburbanites get frisky while on vacation. by AutumnWriter08/04/074.57

Matched Pairs Ch. 06-08

— Middle-aged suburbanites get frisky on vacation (conclusion). by AutumnWriter08/07/074.50

Matthew's Choice - A Halloween Story

— Is Matt at a Best Halloween Party Ever? Or caught in a Trap? by The_Technician10/06/174.48

Mature Women

— Thoughts on the difference between older and younger women. by Wes9907/30/024.15

Mavis's Car Trip

— 'Tis better to travel than to arrive. by Handley_Page03/28/103.94

Max the Strappie

— The wild life of Max the Strappie. by hjilion11/29/023.76

May I Borrow Your Rope, Hodja?

— My wife is in the kitchen stark naked. by Abdulbenthere12/23/104.06

MC²=E or G

— A date with a follower. by SheTSsub11/29/232.56

Me & Mom

— He gets more than he expected for his birthday. by DurtGurl05/23/033.31