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Pool Side Service

 — Local service of the swimming pool. by willypaw11/27/023.95

Poon Points

 — Humorous discussion of Men vs. Women. by Spare_Change05/23/044.65HOT

Poor Penelope Pickle-tits Pt. 01

 — I saw my gorgeous bank teller humiliated, and I had to help. by JackandJilldo02/18/224.59HOT

POP! (Practicing Oral Penmanship)

 — You can say oh, so much with so few words. by johnnieblue4410/26/094.20

Porno Rider

 — When all else fails the devil cums through. by GratefulFred09/17/073.44

Pornoville Ch. 01

 — All he wanted was a simple wank. by KOStone04/06/084.32

Pornoville Ch. 02

 — Rick makes an alarming discovery. by KOStone04/23/084.35

Pornoville Ch. 03

 — Rick accepts his place in the universe. by KOStone04/24/084.34

Pornoville Ch. 04

 — Rick gets a steady diet of porn sex. by KOStone08/18/084.67HOT

Pornship Troopers

 — The Poon is out there. by margo_x_x08/03/023.95

Portrait of the Author

 — Self-mocking adventures in breaking the fourth wall. by al_Ussa12/14/104.44

Position of Power

 — Dr. Olivia Vandermeer finds herself in a powerful position. by HerbertHardnut02/10/214.07

Posole: Pork Butt Love

 — My Posole Recipe. Plus, an ode to Mrs. Lopez. by Arancini_Love05/05/164.21

Possessive

 — Halloween party goes very wrong. Then very right! by Easterbilby10/18/234.38

Possum Hollow Tales: Jasper's Tale

 — Old Jasper & Bill run across something while hunting. by Groucho Barns08/27/024.31

Possum Hollow Tales: Noreen's Peeper

 — Someone's been looking. by Groucho Barns09/21/024.08

Possum Hollow Tales: Sadie Mae's

 — Someone's in the woods creeping around Sadie Mae's trailer. by Groucho Barns08/26/024.07

Post-Prandial Ooze

 — Disgruntled worker drowns woman in bodily fluid. by Bob Egg04/08/024.32

PPE

 — A PPE business goes down the toilet. by SlightlyRude04/17/223.67

Prank War

 — A decade long prank war escalates. by PuckIt03/08/184.39

Prankster

 — Two dumb dudes prank girl; decide to copy Girls Gone Wild by Paris Waterman08/21/124.00

Praying for a Mate

 — A fatal seduction in the natural world. by Heartstrings02/10/244.19

Predoctoral Partnership

 — A doctor offering penis enhancement gets a surprise visitor. by DTales07/18/234.66HOT

Pregnant Puzzle

 — Dilemma for a superheroine's boyfriend. by vargas11107/05/043.87

President Clinton's Last Press Conference

 — Bill sets the record straight. by Reg04/13/014.16

Press Release

 — Science discovers the first effective aphrodisiac. by dr_mabeuse11/12/024.30

Pretentious Nonsense

 — Ali and Fiona get interactive - sort-of. by AlinaX02/01/234.32

Prevacker's Prude Girlfriend

 — Girlfriend wants to be an actress and gets to be MC. by prevacker09/08/203.89

Prick-o-Treat

 — Just when you thought Halloween was an innocent holiday... by Laylah7709/30/013.57

Pride and Prejudice

 — There were some bumps on the road to happily ever after. by edrider7308/20/213.98

Pride Goeth Before Her Clothes Fall

 — Danielle is undone again by hubris. by Chasmo2301/12/234.81HOT

Princess and the Chocolate Factory

 — Au pair dresses like movie princesses to seduce. by archibael10/10/164.78HOT

Princess and The Pounders

 — A princess selects her Prince at her royal ball. by NOKay10/28/223.46

Princess Linda

 — A light hearted bit of fun by sweetlinda08/04/043.98

Princess Tatjana & Her Magic Carpet

 — An erotic farce. by beelzebubble02/16/063.33

Princess tries to Negotiate Rescue

 — White Knight is confused. by LiteraryRanger03/20/243.26

Prisoner S. Claus

 — Oh no! The Jolly Old Elf is arrested! by lindiana11/29/082.96

Private Dick

 — Hard boiled PI tale in the Chandler style. by maxdname11/16/074.49

Private Dick - Breathless

 — Private Investigator solves a mystery murder. by grgy5612/20/184.58HOT

Privates Practice

 — The Futa Sexual Health Clinic makes futa feel MUCH better. by DTales08/13/184.71HOT

Product Safety

 — Be careful when ordering through the mail. by dv8bhavyr02/17/174.31

Professor Avery, Oblivious Cuckold

 — The professor's wife has fun while he teaches. by KrestonBach08/19/223.64

Professor Phyllis Pricilla Parker

 — My medical studies on one portion of the male human. by tailtales12/18/223.81

Prohibir!

 — Kicked out like an anorexic at Weight Watchers. by Badlands110/04/201.50

Project Epica

 — Dr Laura P. reports to congress. by BigTimmy04/03/114.30

Projects, Inc

 — A satire of the white-collar worker. by Naebliss05/03/063.45

Promotion Commotion

 — Mrs. Parnell comes undone at Anna's high school graduation. by Chasmo2312/18/224.42

Proving My Sanity

 — To protect my family I must be sane. by oggbashan09/05/164.73HOTContest Winner

Psyching Out Cupid

 — Cupid's brother tryst to ruin Valentine's Day. by Unbridled_Passion01/20/074.28

Public Rejection

 — Proposals that went wrong. by oggbashan09/24/194.45

Pumping Apparatus

 — An education in the finer points of firefighting. by akfiregirl10/07/044.24

Punishing Grandma

 — A lusty grandmother finds love with 20somethings. by kathrynmburke07/08/214.30

Punishment and Other Crimes

 — Short Science Fiction Story & 4 horrendous pieces of humor. by Rev. Dave Springer08/19/024.25

Purchasing Power

 — A look into global financial factors as they relate to sex. by Decayed Angel08/22/064.00

Pure of Heart Ch. 01

 — Mystica selects a new champion to fight for justice. by Etherealust01/13/244.00

Pure of Heart Ch. 02

 — Zoe valiantly fights with all her strength. by Etherealust01/14/244.15

Pure of Heart Ch. 03

 — Who could possibly have forseen such an outcome? by Etherealust01/15/244.27

Purple Daze, or...

 — Coloring outside the lines makes her hot. by Barnaby08/07/044.53HOT

Pussies and Boots

 — Getting a piece of pussy and tail in Fantasyland. by MrJack12/02/104.49

Pussy Farting Genevieve

 — My ode to an unforgetable dame of burlesque. by wife2hotblk09/24/093.83

Pussy Farts

 — He makes sweet music with his woman's cunt. by dirtyjoe6912/29/064.18

Pussy House-1972

 — He witnesses punishment at sorority. by Mr_Neb10/09/003.95Editor's Pick

Pussy in Boots

 — Pussy helps Dick become Mayor in BDSM twist on fairy tale. by SlaveNano05/07/184.72HOT

Pussy Talk

 — She falls asleep after sex and I have an odd conversation. by Decayed Angel12/17/064.35

Pussy, Inc.

 — A meeting of the pussies. by Dangela Carr03/24/033.87

Putting FUN Back into Funeral

 — Supernatural talent can help when seeking revenge. by GhulehZombieQueen10/22/164.45

Q-tips Healthy Palace

 — A boy & his sister have adventures. by ClamSodomizer08/19/033.71

Quarantine - has a Silver Lining

 — Quarantined in mixed dormitories. by WillingWolf08/29/204.49

Quarantine - has a Silver Lining Pt. 02

 — The mixed dorm get to know one another. by WillingWolf09/28/204.64HOT

Queen Fatatat's Curse

 — Not your usual fairytale. by MsWildcat03/01/174.41

Queen of the Night

 — Young woman, on Victorian-era farm, can't find satisfaction. by Otto_Fussby06/13/213.59

Questions That I Don't Have Answers

 — SusanJillParker has lots of questions but no answers. by SusanJillParker10/10/14

Quickie

 — I've got something to show you, but I'm in a hurry. by Middleagepoet12/31/093.94

Quickie Mart

 — Randy finds a live one at the In-N-Out by randyeverhard06/20/013.79

Quiet Acres

 — Special care for senior citizens. by yellowjacket6609/09/234.56HOT

Quiet, Pleased

 — A shy librarian tries to hide her erection at the library. by DTales02/23/224.53HOT

R.I.P. John Spencer

 — I refuse to lower my knickers for you anymore, ...I'm leaving. by Percivus05/17/164.26

Racecars vs Pickup Trucks

 — You can't expect a pickup truck to win the Indy 500. by zeke8105/04/094.32

Rachel & Her Dead Gramp's Orgasm

 — Girl discovers her dead grandfather's orgasm. by Mycke04/05/013.16Editor's Pick

Rachel & Her Panties

 — Brilliant goddess lets ordinary man finger her. by Mycke07/16/013.80

Rachel's Win is Her Loss

 — By rejecting him, she did him the biggest favor possible by SweetPrettyAss08/01/144.03

Racquetball Bet

 — Accident leads to a game of strip racquetball. by Don Grampa05/13/034.33

Radical Honesty

 — The ramblings of a sexually frustrated virgin. by SurrealWords12/19/173.55

Raiders of the Temple

 — One adventure leads to another. by LitRiter10/30/034.31

Railroad Man

 — Casey Jones runs afoul of the law. by Ed061309/08/023.29

Rain Dance

 — Lost hiker finds a pleasant mirage. by archibael04/07/054.37

Rainy Day Erotic Noir

 — Hot and sexy Dashiell Hammett style. by SPEN STERLING11/16/074.38

Ramblings of a Mad Porno Surfer

 — A view of Internet Porno web sites. by NaughtyMike04/14/044.46

Random Thoughts

 — Journal of 21-year-old girl who just lost her virginity. by jlennongrrl06/19/024.06

Random Wanderers Ch. 01

 — This was not Drug Influenced Mom, I swear! by Gonekrazed03/04/033.38

Randy Randy

 — Just another Pornomancer in a satirical romance. by Hypoxia01/23/144.29

Randy Rudi, or Easter Bunny...

 — The real story behind the Easter Bunny. by Hecate04/07/014.30

Randy's Husband and Other Problems

 — Randy hired me to find out if her husband was cheating. by ronde06/22/234.73HOT

Ransom of Red Pussy

 — What if O. Henry wrote porn? by My I03/21/174.67HOT

Re: Your Brains

 — A memo about a new corporate initiative. by JukeboxEMCSA08/07/114.18

Read Me!

 — She’s an Open Book! by Llehlla09/02/234.44

Read The Fucking Manual

 — He always wished women came with instructions. by archibael10/06/064.68HOTEditor's Pick

Real Life

 — Her show's on soon and he expects a blowjob. by Barnaby02/14/133.72

Real Life & The Movies

 — Why do actresses never drool on their pillows? by jjsharshaw04/11/044.34

Real Story of Mrs Claus & the Elves

 — Unedited, sexual explicit story of Mrs. Clause & the Elves. by SusanJillParker11/11/133.76

Reality TV

 — One of the contestants on The Bachelor is not what she seems. by thrillerauthor05/20/114.73HOT

Red Booba: Victory Through Defeat

 — Succubus Cummie Party makes political demands. by Syberwond01/22/234.36

Red Little Hoodie and the Wolf

 — Along the Forest Path to Grannie's house. by SlightlyRude01/02/193.82

Red Riding Hood

 — Wolf's plan comes unstuck. (features political allegory) by gauchecritic04/09/084.28

Red Rock Canyon Afternoon 02

 — Stranded campers backpacks reveal interesting things. by LuciousBi-Writes4U04/05/063.71

Red Rocket

 — Attacking the job with exuberance. by sbhammer06/05/153.56

Redheads in Trucks

 — Bubba's Guide to selecting & picking up women. by Big Ron04/20/013.74

Refi

 — They got the deal, but there were hidden costs. by edrider7305/14/133.33

Reflections: The Odd Couple

 — The Mirror & Agnes take on a very odd couple. by Ballzac02/05/054.67HOT

Reincarnated as a Vibrator

 — His product and market analysis. by Erogenous Zone12/26/013.52

Reincarnation

 — He's returned as something useful. by Brett31510/03/084.13

Reindeer Games

 — Is he being naughty or nice. by gldngolfer11/24/203.92

Rejections

 — Rejections that should, but don't work. by LesbianMuses04/01/153.94

Relatives from Out of Town - A Hall

 — Can someone avoid prophecy given by a girl kissed by the Fey. by The_Technician10/06/184.56HOT

Relief, in 750 Words

 — When nature calls, what else can you do? by funperson96902/07/244.41

Reluctance

 — If you want the job, put out. by Ashson02/16/144.20

Reluctant Princess

 — Is she acting or living a Pantomime? by oggbashan11/29/174.39

Report on Limbo Airlines Flight 69

 — Charter flight to the Caribbean does not go as expected. by wgaius11/26/213.79

Rerolling the Lottery

 — Jordan discovers that his new VR game contains a mischievous. by DracumSum03/21/204.39

Rerolling the Lottery Ch. 02

 — Jordan's new demon has fun watching him adjust. by DracumSum03/26/204.19

Rerolling the Lottery Ch. 03

 — Nevar gets annoyed with Jordan, and makes a friend for him. by DracumSum04/15/204.68HOT

Rescue Me

 — Damsel in distress learns duty, patience...and feminism. by Katiecat12/10/084.42

Reshaping the Narrative

 — She turned things around with his friend. by Nakedcraving02/22/244.28

Resurrection

 — Everybody has it wrong. by magmaman05/03/074.28

Retiring From The Game

 — Jake meets his match. by FUNK-TiON08/04/023.70

Revenge at the Class Reunion

 — A story of revenge and fantasy. by EvilPeete05/20/214.02

Revenge Is Sweet

 — An ex-girlfriend and the maid get even with Dave. by fantasygirl3004/20/063.90

Revenge of the Coeds

 — Coeds reap revenge on brat rats by Deborah12/12/004.05

Revenge of the Deck

 — Harry gets revenge for the Christmas fiasco. by Jenny_Jackson01/22/084.17

Revenge on the Karate Instructor

 — Reddit-style story of Revenge. by EvilPeete03/03/213.71

Richard

 — 'Dick' has something to say. by Emmah07/22/014.36

Richard Longrod, This Is Your Life!

 — In a world of insanity, one man stands alone. Sort of. by bluefox0707/24/074.58HOTEditor's Pick

Rick and Darcy Have Some Fun

 — An afternoon in front of the TV goes horribly wrong. by rachlou12/25/084.08

Rick Mallet and the Little Sister

 — Rick has a hard time and gets a little surprise. by rosebudliquor07/05/224.35

Rick Mallet Ch. 01-02

 — Mike Hammer Tribute months delayed. by rosebudliquor11/15/214.22

Rick Mallet Ch. 03-04

 — Rick takes the case. by rosebudliquor11/16/214.57HOT

Rick Mallet Ch. 05-06

 — He "interrogates" a transvestite. by rosebudliquor11/20/214.36

Rick Mallet Ch. 07-08

 — Private dick pokes into a case. by rosebudliquor11/25/214.40

Rick Mallet Ch. 09-10

 — He's knocked out and captured, but escapes. by rosebudliquor11/29/214.67HOT

Rick Mallet Ch. 11-12

 — Rick's back (side) story is revealed. by rosebudliquor12/08/214.59HOT

Rick Mallet Ch. 13-14

 — He sees a gangbang on surveillance, and dons a gimp suit. by rosebudliquor12/12/214.41

Rick Mallet Ch. 15-16

 — Sex and violence. by rosebudliquor12/18/214.43

Rick Mallet Ch. 17-18

 — The mystery is solved, and there's some sex. by rosebudliquor01/02/224.33

Rick Mallet Ch. 19 - Back Door Angel

 — Case closed. Anal threesome celebrates. by rosebudliquor01/02/224.56HOT

Right Hires are the Answer

 — I am hired to manage a Sex Shop. by WillingWolf02/17/214.57HOT

Right Under His Eyes

 — She never really hid her cheating (Till death do us part ) by Hypoxia01/23/142.93

Rin Tin Tin

 — Doggy style. Am I asking for too much? by mf143811/15/172.75

Ripped a New One

 — Monday rapes me in the ass. by GobletHolly18204/05/124.03

Ripped Off Like a Mattress Tag

 — Everybody loses in Vegas eventually. by Badlands109/30/201.53

Rival Theroies

 — Demon Pi - Part 11 by ZackOShea06/20/124.64HOT

Road to Nowhere

 — A true-life tale of a road trip detour that went bust. by mynameisben06/28/123.17

Robrotica Ch. 01: The Lot Lizard

 — Rob hits rock bottom. Or does he? by DreakingBad09/08/213.88

Robrotica Ch. 02: A Dangerous Combination

 — A girl, convertible, & online account. What could go wrong? by DreakingBad09/09/214.67

Robrotica Ch. 03: Roblotery

 — Rob rescues some stranded travelers. Who will recue Rob? by DreakingBad09/10/214.27

Robrotica Ch. 04: Stupor Troopers

 — Rob's misdeeds catch up to him and he gets it in the end. by DreakingBad09/26/214.71

Rock and Roll Cliches

 — How many can you spot? by YDB9510/02/194.41

Rod's Rod for Rosa

 — Ex-insurance salesman opens an academy for maturing women. by EgmontGrigor202011/20/194.10

Romantic Nonsense

 — Don makes passionate love to Juanita in front of a fire and... by Humpdee8403/16/174.40

Room 222

 — A case of mistaken identity at the school house. by Ignoble11/13/114.32

Room Service

 — A room with a view. by ElPila04/03/054.15

Room Service

 — A mare is a mare. by Mysti Fox04/14/053.51

Roscoe

 — Soldier learns he has competition back home. by Writewinger08/28/174.20

Rotation

 — Waking up on Sundays is special. by IgneousRocks02/13/203.54

Rotic: The Literotica Elf

 — Rotic delivers gifts to Lit-ville. by My Erotic Tail11/12/044.65HOT

Round Two

 — The second time changes everything. by Heidi_HXC03/20/103.67

Rowdy at Red Rocks

 — Nude Popstar + Yoga + Horney AV kids + Mountain Lion? by RunFreeRunWilder03/04/214.47

Rule Number Three

 — 3 basic rules to understand gender complexities. by tribalsurf04/29/064.35Editor's Pick

Runaway Pussy

 — The meaning of 'pussy' runs loose during a TV interview. by EgmontGrigor202011/12/204.08

Rusty Razorblades

 — Sisterly love. by Badlands110/04/201.61

Ruth and the Toppy Bottom

 — A new client with unusual tastes comes to Ruth's dungeon. by Enosis12/15/224.25

R_Revenge - The Landlord's Wife

 — My landlord is a greedy prick, so I fuck his wife! by EvilPeete05/21/214.03

S'true, I Tell You!

 — A story of the loss of innocence in a young man. by Marsesus06/16/174.43

S.L.U.T. Ep. 01

 — A Comic Book Take on Sexual Liberation. by Nils Huim07/26/183.25

S.P.U.N.K.T.R.E. Ch. 01

 — Number Three makes her report. by velvetpie03/22/054.21

S.P.U.N.K.T.R.E. Ch. 02

 — Number Nine makes his report. by velvetpie09/17/054.47

S.P.U.N.K.T.R.E. Ch. 03

 — Number Five gives her report. by velvetpie09/18/054.40

Saddle, Cotton and Elastic

 — Gym Wardrobe Misadventures. by Peperomia08/30/164.15

Safe Sex Tuesday

 — A girl's misguided knowledge of sex gets her pregnant. by Bakeboss11/09/093.51

Salacious Behavior

 — She's accused of inappropriate behavior. by yellowjacket6601/28/244.33

Salope Corporation Orientation

 — Orientation material for an innovative office environment. by aux2112/27/234.37

Salted Peanuts

 — Oh good grief! by TrulyTerrific09/25/054.04
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