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And The Winner Is...

— She can't understand why she lost the writing contest. by rpsuch05/21/084.04

And the World went White

— Flash story featuring time travel, dinosaurs and an ex wife. by Andyhm08/11/204.00

And They're Off . . .

— Mrs. Parnell's arrogance again is her undoing. by Chasmo2311/25/224.42

And to All a Good Fucking Night

— Christmas Time Again. Oh Well. by Jenny_Jackson11/10/093.89

Andre and I

— Tickling war leads to physical attraction. by SykoSara10/16/053.89

Aneraulax, a mythological Creature

— Could there really be a male who does housework? by Bakeboss09/20/093.93

Angel on Fire Ch. 1

— Merciful angel goes to hell & meets an old friend. by cactiphile02/11/014.08

Angel on Fire Ch. 2

— Vicky continues to pay her penance in hell. by cactiphile02/15/014.33

Angel on Fire Ch. 3

— Hot wax and mangles with Vicky in Hell. by cactiphile02/21/014.32

Angel on Fire Ch. 4

— The romantic conclusion to Vicky's hell. by cactiphile02/24/014.44

Angel Rescues Majestic Wang

— Angel is back - with some new companions. by Goldeniangel01/30/084.32

Angel to the Rescue

— Angel & others take down "The Bri-Guy". by Goldeniangel03/07/054.46

Angels of Mercy

— Girls give a last night of pleasure to dying man. by cactiphile02/08/014.30

Angie's An Adult Ch. 04

— Angie has to hide her new adult lifestyle from her parents. by SEVERUSMAX09/24/084.27

Angry Neighbor

— Neighbor woman is upset with his gardening practice. by wishful112/29/064.20

Animal Doctor Scores Homerun

— Brian hits a homerun with new vet in town. by TheRandomFactor07/16/204.35

Ann and Dan

— Can you say communication problems? by PTBzzzz04/22/113.75

Anna Joins a Dating Service

— Anna needs rough house sex. by homerdepot09/13/193.70

Annie and Babs: A Zany Love Story

— We are supposed to believe all their other lies. by endthedream07/24/073.67

Anniversary

— A tale of sex, deception, and tragedy. by Fridge6310/20/064.07

Anonymous in Kal

— The strange world of Lit. Crit. by LustyLee7706/12/053.71

Another Joyful Christmas

— He prefers the Kodak moment across the street. by erstud05/22/043.39

Another King Arthur Tale

— Sir Lancelot the Impaler. by sparkle812/01/133.77

Another Perfect Loving Wives Tale

— In tribute to PacullaAnnia... by stevieraygovan02/02/093.48

Anxious Deputy and Smiling Sheriff

— Ironic tale of murder and greed. by robertreams10/18/134.19

Aphrodite's Island Ch. 01

— Two women, two men, an island resort, and a naughty goddess. by Skol05/17/094.16

Aphrodite's Island Ch. 02

— Two women watch while two men battle irrepressible erections. by Skol05/21/094.07

Aphrodite; - Act-1, Scene-1

— Aphrodite and Apollo converse. by boyo09/04/023.00

Apollo Rocket Int'l Man Of Mystery

— Apollo uses hoodoo to make his cock magic. by JonThomas_03/29/174.42

April Fool

— I can take a joke as well as the next man, but... by Alwaysraining01/30/144.43

April Fools Day Again

— I tried to get my family to stop April Fool pranks, but... by greenday041802/04/214.08

April Fools Day Story Contest 2018 at Literotica

— Enjoy the hot reads in this fun themed contest. by Literotica03/16/18

Are You my Master?

— Humorous rendition of P.D. Eastman book. by simply_cyn08/11/044.35

Area Man Submits Bad Story

— 'My work is unappreciated,' author claims. by Mr. Unsexy04/25/074.39

Arguing with Myself

— When the Ego and the Mind conflict, what happens? by TexasFarmBoy12/22/133.89

Arlene's Magical Vagina (750 words)

— Young man is addicted to a married neighbor's fertile vagina. by NewOldGuy7702/02/224.32

As Nature Intended

— Our hero loses his clothes and his dignity. by Joexp01/29/244.38

Ascention

— I've found myself on a moral ambiguity kick... by Flowerfacefuck04/08/183.10

Ashley Closet

— Ashley Closet goes to Mega Expo. by Canonfodder04/10/233.90

Aspic

— Student gets a sexy lesson from home ec teacher. by tunatinga3804/02/183.57

Ass Tax

— When the government calls, a trashy BBW complies. by JorisKHuysmans11/06/074.15

Assault on a Nudist Camp

— Young man's trip to a nudist camp. by dreampilot7906/23/053.65

Assignation

— Lilith helps the governor get real kinky. by Deborah10/09/004.39

Assignment: Earth Day 2004

— Catch the coverage live on Sextasy-TV. by My Erotic Tail03/28/044.29

Assignment: Mother's Day 2004

— SEXTASY-TV's humorous Mother's Day. by My Erotic Tail05/09/044.21

Assignment: Nude Day 2004

— SEXTASY-TV's coverage of Nude Day 2004. by My Erotic Tail06/21/044.38

Asulum Seduction

— Fantasy seduction. by LearnerTeacher08/07/193.67

Au Pair

— Author tries to write first Horelequin book - and fails. by Dr S Crow09/21/043.90

Audrey Gets Daring

— A naked dare ends in chaos for our heroine. by Joexp12/13/234.17

Aunt Charlotte

— Aunt dominates nephew. by ladyhawk10002/17/073.96

Austen Space

— Jane's Pride encounters her editor's Prejudice. by AshleyAllo07/29/214.52

Authentic Pussy Lovers – Men Only

— Home for Dinner Honey? by peppermintpatty200607/25/064.33

Author's Fantasy

— The kind of reader Homer wants to "know". by vargas11106/30/043.71

Author's Fantasy Aftermath

— Sequel to "An Author's Fantasy". by vargas11107/02/044.42

Autoerotica

— My date with >>>>>> >>>>>>>>. by bradmanners06/14/093.00

Autofellatio

— Megan's friend tries sucking his own cock, by TessMackenzie01/11/154.41

Avoidance

— How to avoid long term relationships. by Moondrift01/02/054.10

Aware

— It's Cozy in here. by magmaman11/09/064.41

Baba Zhaba

— Feed her toads or else! by DoctorSintax03/02/104.20

Baby! Baby! Come Back to Me!

— Woman leaves man when he forgets Valentine's Day. by SusanJillParker01/20/154.12

Back on the Chain Gang

— Ever get a song in your head & you just can't get rid of it? by Decayed Angel08/20/064.45

Back to Cock

— Two lesbians find themselves in an unusual invasion. by Sean Renaud05/18/143.34

Backcountry Ranger

— Bimbo needs money to help sasquatch relocate. by BJGoodhead12/12/193.81

Backcountry Ranger Ch. 02

— Bimbo and Bigfoot in Humboldt County. by BJGoodhead03/23/213.64

Backcountry Ranger Ch. 03

— Bigfoot and Bimbo, another year, another installment. by BJGoodhead01/10/223.81

Backcountry Ranger Ch. 04

— Bimbo and Bigfoot, Part Four of the Trilogy! by BJGoodhead02/08/233.22

Bad Company

— A poor young student goes to live with a wealthy family. by CAP81106/22/094.22

Bad Doorbell Timing

— Bible salesmen see too much. by Nigel Debonnaire02/03/11

Bad Exit Strategy

— Almost succumbing to fiancee's best friend. by b1053mutant06/23/123.95

Bad Hair Day

— Don't ask... by Jalibar6203/02/244.64

Bad Kisser

— A terrible kisser gets some much needed lessons. by DanDraper11/12/214.60

Bad Santa

— Santa enlists an elf to help test a toy for Naughty Girls. by stylecrime04/05/084.37

Bad Things Happen To Good People

— Four friends compete in an Earth Day Contest. by CarBuffStuff03/31/093.61

Baggage

— A spilled suitcase connects an actress and director. by CabotDeWine11/27/224.47

Balance Of Payments

— An enterprising example of economically exporting sexuality. by Nakod Apa03/27/064.13

Ballin' Amabo

— The senator was candid, ate pussy, and loved to ball. by BlackDahlia6902/26/084.29

Balling the Belle

— A lusty southern belle meets her match in this parody. by Wislogger12/31/194.47

Balls vs Boobs Boxing

— Balls & Boobs battle for use of the names Pancho & Lefty. by zeke8110/11/073.44

Bangkok Bait and Switch, Bitch!

— Chucky just wanted some fucky sucky... by KIMCANCER304008/15/213.82

Bangkok Ladyboy Voodoo Doll App!

— One night of going FULL RETARD in BANGKOK! by KIMCANCER304010/02/202.13

Bank Error in My Favor

— I take advantage of a bank error. by linda_stachurski01/18/194.01

Barbecue, Lingerie, and Power Tools

— Bride-to-be gets a surprise from groom. by Tawny Brown04/22/053.88

Barbie Aliens

— Man gets abducted by sexy aliens. by jackalpup06/23/023.17

Barry Beare, Sagacious Guru

— Training minds of women getting too little or too much sex. by Egmont Grigor03/22/094.48

Basic Nature Karma

— A joke and a Loving Wives satire. by LordGeoffrey07/29/174.04

Bassist Means the Sexiest

— A retiree regains his youth by playing a musical instrument. by Norway_170506/13/234.56

Bat Lawless: Private Dick

— He's always getting to the bottom of the case - and the bottle. by secondsamuel05/01/173.60

Bathsheba in Court

— She is accused of being a prostitute. I am the judge. by oggbashan09/26/194.38

Batman Saves the Day - Almost!

— Bob plays Batman while role playing with his wife. by dirtyjoe6908/01/063.97

BD Johnson

— Super secret spy adventure. by albertscwriter07/01/133.53

Be Careful Picking up Women in Bars

— Sitting alone she was to tempting for him to resist... by uk_writer_5302/16/244.43

Be Careful What You Jelq For Ch. 01

— Recent graduate decides to make changes before college. by JackPorter2306/15/224.48

Be Careful What You Jelq For Ch. 02

— Recent graduate goes to a pool party. by JackPorter2304/07/244.67

Beach Blanket Ricquie

— A sexy send-up of movies like "Beach Blanket Bingo". by Aussiescribbler08/06/034.35

Beach Encounter

— She shares his sunshade. by storyplayer06/05/053.64

Beach Protest

— Can we stop them from closing the nudist beach? by oggbashan06/28/034.34

Bearing Adversity

— Furry creature visits sleeping campers. by Hornyman69WithU01/31/093.46

Beat Inspired Dirty Story (mf)

— Funny autobiography of my bad sex life. by AnonymousNin07/26/214.21

Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Ch. 01

— Santa gets his picture taken -video! by Dale Jane Henparty01/26/174.26

Bedburn Beck

— A man arranges to meet his wife for dinner. by ArabethMora04/08/224.23

Bedroom Conversations

— What had I done? I'd fucked Gladys Detweiler 24 years ago. by LynnGKS12/02/114.51

Bedroom Conversations Ch. 02

— She's blowing her boss to keep her job. by LynnGKS12/19/114.55

Bedroom Conversations Ch. 03

— The bitch is looking to get laid and with MY husband. by LynnGKS01/07/124.55

Bedroom Conversations Ch. 04

— I don’t want her to date him. He wants to get in her pants. by LynnGKS03/01/134.43

Beginner's Meeting, A Play

— A sex addicts meeting in a church basement. by Exakta6606/04/094.28

Being Mr. Nice Guy

— When she came over, I tried. I really tried. by SouthernCrossfire02/15/244.38

Belated Valentine

— It is long after valentine's Day but we both got a card... by oggbashan03/01/214.46

Belinda Ch. 02

— Belinda and her friend Rachel attend a party. by Humpdee8401/17/174.58

Bertie Saves the Day

— Bertram Brewster solves the mystery! by AlexBarton202/27/234.55

BeSwitched

— Darren and Samantha from top to bottom. by Darkforeboding12/17/113.97

Bethany, the Epileptic Nympho

— Bethany's budding sex life becomes dangerous. by sexysuperman07/30/103.80

Betsy Finds Her Muse

— A tale of effective editing. by palisa09/17/074.26

Betty Boots Boinks Santa

— A busty girl finds a man breaking into her house XMas night. by tomthumper12/28/144.46

Betty Boots' Big Bust

— A ditsy security guard catches two burglars. by tomthumper03/01/094.59

Between a Cock and a Hard Place

— Two married swingers make love at terminal velocity. by JohnMillerSmut06/07/233.50

Beverly Turns Pro

— Financial needs makes Beverly turn professional. by theoutcast01/27/184.00

Bewitching Belle

— Bedeviling vixen stirs up lust and love. by MrJack10/10/084.62

BF Shows Off to His Friends

— A boyfriend shows off to his bros behind his gf's back. by Draggo_110/01/213.78

Bianca Sends A Warning

— It's not your average chain letter. by Desdmona05/03/024.41

Big Bad and Red

— Red meets up with the wolf once again. by *Snatch04/06/064.36

Big Bad and the Three

— Three naughty little piggies taunt the Big Bad... by Sean Renaud09/02/094.35

Big Bang 2012

— "What did you just do?" He asked. by magmaman04/02/104.21

Big Bang Theory - Comic-Con

— Resistance is Futile. by CounterCulture110/14/094.30

Big Bif's Best Bunghole Banging

— Young stud describes his latest conquest. by Penelope Street05/30/054.31

Big Boned Women vs. Skinny Women

— Man has a preference for full figure women's body types. by PositiveThinker12/02/09

Big Dick - a Fantasy

— Girls, what happens when you wake up with a big dick? by KinkyMadamButterfly08/24/173.34

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde

— It takes more than an R rating to save the world. by kittybeaver01/03/184.55

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde II

— Sometimes it gets hard to say the right words. by kittybeaver02/07/184.64

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde III

— This one has aliens. by kittybeaver05/31/184.67

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde IV

— Doing it Cold War style. by kittybeaver08/02/184.66

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde V

— If sex is a weapon then love is a double homicide. by kittybeaver10/03/184.76

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde VI

— Just say no to drugs. by kittybeaver11/01/184.63

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde VII

— The End. by kittybeaver12/21/184.79

Big Ole University

— Football program has problems. by H20wader08/20/054.37

Big Talker Gets Prize

— Man Agrees To Anything Just So He Can Fuck His Own Wife. by Nakedcraving08/18/224.09

Biggest Muscle Studs

— Studs compete for the world title. by BigTimmy02/21/143.97

Bike Delivery Guy

— A bike delivery guy makes a wrong delivery. by ms_4tune10/13/114.14

Bike Delivery Guy - Summer Job

— A summer job as a bicycle messenger has an interesting twist by ms_4tune10/24/133.87

Bike Ride

— True pleasure can be so painful. by VeniVici02/22/104.07

Billionaire Trophy Wife

— Reality TV show wedding contest doesn't quite go as planned. by Stultus08/08/094.39

Bimbo Drive

— Surprising morning leads young retiree to a new career. by Limnophile06/17/214.11

Biographical Stress

— Filling out the Literotica bio form is stressful. by rawallace08/26/204.47

Bisexual Hip-Hop Orgy

— They'd give up their do-rags for one night of ghetto-bliss. by honeydipped11/13/023.88

Bite Me

— A man's kinky method to "get off," outdoors. by Tbone6604/23/124.62

Black Boots Goes Downtown

— Kinky lust in a large law firm. by Black_Boots09/10/103.80

Black Friday Survival and Demise

— She and he kill time while stuck in Black Friday crowds. by Clit_n_Sass11/29/144.27

Black Sheep Ch. 01

— A day in the life of Damien Chandler. by LaRascasse05/16/134.38

Black Sheep Ch. 02

— School day blues. by LaRascasse05/17/134.60

Black Sheep Ch. 03

— Brushstroke horrors. by LaRascasse05/31/134.51

Blackjack Cougar

— The blackjack table leads to bedroom. by daveglenn07/31/123.15

Blam Blam

— Dark comedy about the dark side of matchmaking. by endthedream01/16/093.00

Blessing or Curse?

— The trouble with having a large penis. by Moxon411/19/01

Blind Date

— Misadventures of a college freshman. by drsalt02/02/063.70

Blind Date

— Mom sets up a blind date to daughter's chagrin. by JBEdwards05/24/184.31

Blocked

— Blocked writer gets advice. by HoratioH09/30/044.71

Blonde & Beautiful with Big Breasts

— What do blondes with big tits & tube tops have in common? by SusanJillParker10/02/144.25

Blood

— none. by Adrian Leverkuhn03/10/17

Bloody Chin

— Life's most memorable whoopsie. by Medieval-Man10/06/034.00

Bloody Genie

— A genie grants a wish. by Ashson12/10/124.18

Blooper Reel

— Bloopers happen, even when we are being naughty. by johnpassion09/14/193.71