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The Ultimate Wimp

 — A man, his wife, her lover, & the awful neighbors. by Bigdenverman09/01/072.79

The Vampire's Pet

 — A little piece of Vampire Smut. by Lady Malachite05/29/091.53

The Ventriloquist

 — A submissive Ventriloquist is dommed by his dummy. by justincbenedict07/26/064.14

The Visitor

 — The visitor came before his wake up call by madala02/20/034.44

The Voices of Monday Night

 — John Madden & Al Michaels making the calls. by TheCount10/16/024.07

The War of the Midsection

 — Warrior Loola battles orcs whilst wearing skimpy armor. by Edscribblings01/21/124.46

The Wee Wee Contest

 — Busty educator Hilda conducts a fellatio contest in class. by MeetTheHumpers05/16/124.29

The Weekend Away

 — Friends meet at the shore and show their sexual sides. by samsfantasy01/26/094.31

The Wiener Connection

 — A video sex chat session that goes horribly wrong. by mynameisben09/21/114.68HOT

The WIMP Test: Medical Tweezers

 — Hot nurse prescribes a new sex toy for a smalldick. by twiddershins06/02/133.95

The Woman Who Couldn't Cum

 — Why can't she find a lover who can satisfy her? by ragden05/30/033.68

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 01

 — Number 1: The Dildo. by Cal Y. Pygia07/20/094.21

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 02

 — Number 2: Silicone Breast Implants. by Cal Y. Pygia07/22/093.73

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 03

 — Number 3: Ben-Wa Balls. by Cal Y. Pygia07/23/093.67

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 04

 — Number 4: Anal Beads. by Cal Y. Pygia07/24/093.41

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 05

 — Number 5: Condoms. by Cal Y. Pygia07/25/094.07

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 06

 — Number 6: The Pocket Pussy. by Cal Y. Pygia07/26/093.74

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 07

 — Number 7: Inflatable Sex Dolls. by Cal Y. Pygia07/27/094.27

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 08

 — Number 8: Edible Panties. by Cal Y. Pygia07/28/094.50HOT

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 09

 — Number 9: Cock Rings. by Cal Y. Pygia07/29/093.39

The World's 10 Greatest Inventions 10

 — Number 10: Penis-shaped Lipsticks. by Cal Y. Pygia07/30/094.00

The Worst Christmas Story Ever

 — All Lotta Tits wants for Christmas is a 16-inch-cock. by sack11/27/054.35

The Wrath of Grapes

 — A couple solve problems and have fun - with haemarroids? by brainfade03/28/094.70HOT

The Wrong Arrows

 — Cupid fouls up. by Moondrift01/16/093.76

The XXX Olympiad

 — London 2012 is the XXX Olympiad. What could XXX stand for? by johndstories08/06/124.35

Their First Full Swap

 — In a small town, anything can happen. by DarkDevine03/31/06

Theoretical Permeations

 — Sex through the analytical view of a theoretical physicist? by Kaishaku02/19/114.20

There Ain't No Option B!

 — I find my friend's mother playing solo in the tub. by PanzerFeck06/08/164.34

There is No Joy in Trollville

 — Mighty Ebeneezer has struck out. by Boxlicker10106/03/064.76HOT

There Is Someone for Everyone

 — Plastic surgery with an extremely extreme makeover. by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER06/26/073.76

Thirty Minutes

 — Thirty minutes to please or leave. by jkoffi08/07/023.42

This Guy

 — This guy is more than he seems. by janevalenz12/28/034.33

This Story Sucks Ass

 — A surreal transsexual horror romp. by YANKEE DAN09/07/064.44

Thomas Longfellow Brown

 — Not the poet Longfellow. by gamma3310/06/064.24

Thoughts Behind the Dance

 — Interaction between a stripper and her customer. by bjs247907/17/152.50

Thoughts of Being in the Wrong Place

 — High fantasy, you might think it's silly, but do I care? by uksnowy07/11/173.50

Thoughts on Pussies

 — Meditations upon the fair and gentle sex. by Cal Y. Pygia02/23/103.13

Thrash Maxim vs. The Other Dr. Phil

 — Thrash gets therapy. by XicotencatlSmith06/29/034.61HOT

Three Guy Weekend

 — Tango tries online "dating". by tango091907/07/114.23

Three-Foot No-Cock Zone

 — A threesome isn't as easy as the pornos make it look. by KillerMuffin12/14/014.35Contest Winner

Throbbing Body Sir?

 — A wench in modern-day England uses it to great advantage. by Egmont Grigor05/16/084.19

Thumb's Down

 — The hapless story of a dead digit. by ABSTRUSE03/08/064.61HOT

Time for a Tune-Up

 — What's the cure for a bad attitude? by AmandaSilver05/06/104.42

Time for Each Other

 — With kids roaming about, it's hard to find time alone. by eklhad12/15/093.38

Time Out

 — Pastor, priest and rabbi minister to college girl. by Deborah10/09/004.13Editor's Pick

Time Rider Ch. 01

 — Mark finds a time machine. Well done, universe. by BiscuitHammer05/27/164.65HOT

Time Rider Ch. 02

 — When you've got a time machine, practice makes perfect. by BiscuitHammer02/05/174.71HOT

Time Rider Ch. 03

 — What happens when you mix clock-block with priapism? by BiscuitHammer08/12/174.68HOT

Time Rider Ch. 04

 — A daring attempt to rescue Becky from Cardinal Richelieu. by BiscuitHammer01/18/184.51HOTNEW

Time to Make the Donuts

 — Derek likes to bring his work home with him. by sbhammer03/26/143.88

Tina's Adventures

 — The Seeing Eye Pussy - fact or fiction? by MarcelTheChamp08/23/064.75

Tiny Dancer

 — The thumbs have it! by Honey12312/12/053.82

Tits: A Hands-Off Topic

 — Has political correctness become too politically correct? by Cal Y. Pygia08/02/094.36

To Pee or Not to Pee

 — or When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go. by Tall7870112/09/074.47

Tommy Joe and His Pa Ch. 01

 — Father and Son visit a rural cat house. by Ed061306/26/064.35

Tommy Joe and His Pa Ch. 02

 — A farmer hires a young woman for the farm. by Ed061307/14/073.81

Tomorrow Night, I Promise

 — A sex story from the real world. by Pilgrim09/09/014.12


 — A funny blow job story. by wife2hotblk03/19/093.74

Too Hot to Handle

 — Go figure! by GvAschenbach10/31/054.00

Too Much is Never Enough

 — Are there no limits? by EMiamiRiverRat05/19/123.44

Too Soon To Die

 — Too Soon To Die. by eileenlocken03/29/093.60

Top 12 Signs Your Lesbian Erotica

 — ...was written by a dude. by LesbianChickLit10/01/144.59HOT

Top Shelf

 — Ada Nightly becomes a pornstar. by angiefuch09/15/084.23

Tore Up From the Floor Up

 — A car crash and broken bones won't stop them from fucking! by cbsummers11/16/114.47

Tornado Warning!

 — Shorty gives her a twister. by Deborah10/09/004.30

Touched by a Cyber-Angel Pt. 01

 — A cum-spattered sitcom set in 2086 by Jackson Blacke02/12/084.29

Touched by a Cyber-Angel Pt. 02

 — A cum-spattered romantic sitcom set in 2086. by Jackson Blacke02/13/084.62

Touched by a Cyber-Angel Pt. 03

 — A cum-spattered romantic sitcom set in 2086. by Jackson Blacke02/28/084.77HOT

Touched by a Cyber-Angel Pt. 04

 — A cum-spattered romantic sitcom set in 2086 by Jackson Blacke02/29/084.74HOT

Trading Up

 — Ian loses wife to businessman. She claims she's 'trading up'. by Spencerfiction01/15/154.68HOT

Traffic Stop Etiquette

 — Bad girl's fantasy is fulfilled by really good cops. by akfiregirl09/11/054.54HOT

Tranny Vania 6-5000! Ch. 01

 — TS Vampire reigns havoc over city. by grgy5610/24/164.41

Tranny Vania 6-5000! Ch. 02

 — TS Vania turns a potential enemy. by grgy5610/29/164.71HOT


 — Steamy night led to more than they realized. by boxofrocks08/07/044.39

Transylvanian Roulette Ch. 01

 — Is there anything as dangerous as a cock-sucking vampire? by Aussiescribbler03/12/034.21

Transylvanian Roulette Ch. 02

 — Is there anything as dangerous as a cock-sucking vampire? by Aussiescribbler03/13/034.50HOT

Travails with My Tutu

 — Dressing as a ballerina for charity has its ups and downs. by 13026011/26/06

Traveling to Tucson Ch. 02

 — Further Contact with Family. by OneSilky10/27/134.25

Travelling by Airplane

 — How NOT to travel by air. by PrincessErin10/03/082.53

Travelling DBFer

 — A Man with a plan. by DonLeeds04/24/134.19


 — There's more than one magical person on Christmas Eve. by Salvor-Hardon11/23/054.77HOT

Travis McGraw At DelRey Pismo Beach

 — An older scalawag uses a secret weapon to seduce the ladies. by PatPowers07/12/064.49

Treat-n-Trick on All Hallow's Eve

 — From angelically sweet treat to devilishly naughty prankster. by KinkyLOVE10/15/012.61

Trick or Treat

 — A witch's brew gone wrong. by tenbears4310/18/064.25

Trick or Treat, Daddy?

 — College girl gives treats to brothers and dad. by Deborah10/09/004.23

Tricked by a Treat!

 — Ken is chilled, then thrilled on Halloween. by *Snatch10/12/013.90

Triple Tonguing

 — Lisa's long, lingering, lingual loving. by Global Carol08/04/054.70HOT

Tripped, Fell, Landed On His Dick

 — Harley has to explain herself when she'd caught in the act. by Sean Renaud10/26/133.58

Troilus Meets Troilus

 — Being played at my own game. by troilus7208/02/123.75

Trouble at the Biker Bar

 — Providing a community service is stressful work. by ExoMani05/28/074.34

Trouble With A Name

 — Having a celebrities name can be difficult at times. by wizardwriter06/13/063.82

Trouble with the Boy

 — Babysitter winds up in a slasher movie. by al_Ussa12/15/103.64

True to Life

 — A porno screenwriter discusses her work. by JukeboxEMCSA02/14/124.15

Truth Be Told

 — On the stand, husband tells the whole truth. by elbiscayne12/23/044.34

Truthful Ted

 — Ted is a bit of an asshole, but at least he's honest. by AtFirstSight01/05/174.08

TT Spalding - Espionage

 — TT investigates industrial secret theft. by thecelt09/22/064.61HOT

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