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The First Cut Is The Deepest Ch. 1

 — Some thoughts on an upcoming vasectomy. by EnglishBard08/07/013.90

The First Date

 — Krista finally gets the chance to seduce the her dream man. by Aislinn_Cain01/14/084.25

The First Time

 — The dangers of cross-cultural marriage. by Chagrined01/22/054.28

The First Time I had the Buttsex

 — First time ass play with a European slut in Miami. by newamba09/25/10

The Flight

 — Traveler is wakened by a head on his shoulder. by ShadeLizzard07/07/073.79

The Forecast of Dallas Raines

 — Forecast calls for hot sex with a chance of bloody revenge. by SmileyPappas07/03/173.67

The Fourth Trial of Cupid

 — Antics of Cupid in the modern world. by AreUReady02/04/044.45

The Fuckbunny

 — My wanton ways... by tango091906/25/114.13

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta...

 — The Mad Scientist's Convention is in town. by JukeboxEMCSA09/11/114.58HOT

The Game of Life Ch. 01

 — One man is given the ultimate power - just don't be boring. by JohnMorrison05/06/054.21

The Gaming Group Ch. 01

 — The last role-playing session before college. by quoththeraven02/03/114.73HOT

The Gas Man Cummeth

 — Black comedy involving a long coat and a strap on. by Happy Satyr12/16/044.26

The Getting Lucky Guy

 — A video gone viral changes his life - big time. by juanwildone07/22/084.39

The Giant Squid

 — Anne-Marie communicates with Squid. Why? by oggbashan01/30/044.19

The Gift

 — How the Big Apple creates the Big O. by Wetdecks11/14/064.00

The Girl Next Door

 — 18-year-old boys dropping balls. by ManusNigrumPoet06/27/023.68

The Golden Dildo

 — The Simpleton's sexual exploits: a Grimm fairy tale parody. by Lady Malachite10/10/054.49

The Good Buddy

 — If you promise to be extra naughty and very nasty. by fanfare10/20/133.60

The Grass is Always Greener

 — Is the cliche true? by dayle0109/26/083.88

The Great King: A Pact, Four Demons

 — Two wise queen sort of a daring plan. by nalksa10/11/144.00

The Greatest Story Ever Told, OR...

 —*ch hid my Viagra. by magichandslee04/10/044.34

The Growling

 — A second career. by BiancaOldman11/18/103.40

The Guidance Counselor

 — The day Jonathon met Layla by Ignoble10/29/114.48Editor's Pick

The Hand with the Power

 — A christmas gathering with a remote pleasure giver. by chateneau12/25/134.41

The Handsom Prince

 — A naive Prince learns about life, love, sex and women. by Ed061302/03/093.93

The Hard Truth Ch. 1

 — Man finds the humility of his penis. by midnightblues7603/31/022.94

The Hargreaves Clinic Ch. 01

 — Unable to achieve orgasm, Silvie seeks Dr Hargreave's help. by angiefuch01/24/093.68

The Hat Trick

 — It took three of Them. by starbunny02/26/054.50HOT

The Heroes' Bar-Santa's Tale

 — Silk stockings and the girl in them are hung by the chimney. by Kethandra11/10/144.42

The History of Don Cocksote

 — Don Cocksote and Sancho Pantless go on their quest of love. by MatthewVett04/06/134.33

The Hobby

 — Follow Mona as she pursues her new hobby. by Arpea02/21/144.13

The Honesty of Life

 — My trip to the Clinic. by Julian11/13/064.40

The Horny Hitchhiker

 — Shilo meets a hitchhiker and a lot of fun. by *Snatch02/03/06

The Horrible Dream

 — Kelly dreams of Christmas with Lindsay's family. by taleserotic10/31/054.15

The Hot Date

 — How hot can a girl get...too hot? by Softstone01/29/023.35

The Hotel Guest and His Pet

 — Just how far will a bellhop go for a tip? by Bakeboss12/02/104.05

The Humper Games

 — Catscratch Everpeen volunteers for the 74th Humper Games. by Mudak08/15/144.11

The Huntsman Pt. 01

 — The fairy tale Huntsman has a morning and night to remember. by xianpeters06/07/154.10

The Huntsman Pt. 02

 — The fairy tale Huntsman cleans up before the party. by xianpeters06/08/154.09

The Husband Who Wanted To Watch

 — A man sleeps with a woman while he watches. by galen ubal09/14/023.29

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 01

 — Pot-growing farm girl helps him recover from bike crash. by crazyhominin12/13/133.94

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 02

 — He satisfies the mafia woman who kidnapped him. by crazyhominin12/19/134.33

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 03

 — He joins a pair of tourists for a lakeside tryst. by crazyhominin01/06/144.29

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 04

 — Three sexy witches use him for their ritual of lust. by crazyhominin02/11/144.41

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 05

 — Preacher's daughter shows him a new way to praise God. by crazyhominin02/20/144.55HOT

The Incredible Fellatio Girl Ch. 01

 — Fellatio Girl takes on The Jizzler. by megadeth42503/07/084.27

The Incredible Growing Man

 — Penis Enlargement: the next phase in human evolution. by GratefulFred10/11/073.36

The Incredible Shrinking Dude

 — Funky Aliens? What are they good for? by GratefulFred07/25/043.08

The Inequality Of Man

 — A Tale of Woe and Envy (an Essay). by trevorm06/26/084.00

The Informer

 — Informer has pressure brought to bear. by Ashson11/20/124.53HOT

The Inner Workings of a Man's Mind

 — Just some humor from a married man. by Master_Vassago03/20/034.25

The Insidious Grub Plot

 — A plan to destroy America is unearthed. by Lavared12/23/054.00

The Interview

 — A most satisfying job interview. by PeterR08/27/054.07

The Jackass Saloon

 — Ladies Night at the Jackass Saloon and what a show. by rattails01/06/163.38

The Jizz Vixens

 — Librarian loses out to a couple of girls. by NoJo02/08/054.25

The Judgment of Harris

 — Citius, Altius, Sexius: one judge, one sorority competition. by MarshAlien08/14/084.72HOT

The Kings New Bride

 — A Fairy Tale. by Ceilo03/01/074.09

The Kiss

 — He just wants a kiss. by welshman01/16/024.06

The Knight and the Witch

 — Can he change her evil ways? by Edscribblings12/29/114.27

The Land of Oooze

 — Lorri finds herself in a strange place. by *Snatch03/14/064.72HOT

The Larry Stinger Show

 — Frenzied TV show where surprises lurk around every corner. by kurrginatorX01/11/184.35

The Last Range War

 — Seminary drop-out learns plenty about life home on the range. by Egmont040910/13/094.30

The Last Reflexive Ch. 01

 — Shoots and Ladders. by MistressColleen02/10/153.78

The Last Reflexive Ch. 02

 — Bed Buddies. by MistressColleen02/11/153.40

The Last Reflexive Ch. 03

 — Valentine Vibrations. by MistressColleen02/12/154.00

The Last Reflexive Ch. 04

 — Cuddly and a Blow Job. by MistressColleen03/10/154.50

The Last Reflexive Ch. 05

 — Padre and Ponies. by MistressColleen03/11/154.33

The Last Reflexive Ch. 06

 — Daddy, Daddy. by MistressColleen03/12/154.00

The Last Reflexive Ch. 07

 — Orgasms and Confession. by MistressColleen03/13/154.33

The Last Reflexive Ch. 08

 — Belches, a Wet Crotch and a Secret. by MistressColleen03/14/154.00

The Last Reflexive Ch. 09

 — Church of Death. by MistressColleen03/17/155.00

The Last Reflexive Ch. 10

 — The Bering Slop. by MistressColleen03/20/154.67

The Last Reflexive Ch. 11

 — Blood, Piss and Smears. by MistressColleen03/21/154.25

The Last Reflexive Ch. 12

 — Teflon and Anaconda. by MistressColleen03/24/155.00

The Last Reflexive Ch. 13

 — Nursing. by MistressColleen03/25/153.67

The Last Reflexive Ch. 14

 — An eye for... by MistressColleen04/27/155.00

The Legend of Coyote & Fox

 — Why Coyote and Fox are no longer friends. by Many Feathers01/05/084.18

The Legend of Goldicocks

 — The true story that the Brothers Grimm never told. by the brothers cum10/21/034.57HOT

The Legend of White Cloud

 — Tale of a handsome, but lazy warrior. by Many Feathers01/05/084.31

The Lift

 — An uplifting experience. by Britease07/02/084.29

The Lionel Train Mixup

 — A Christmas Groaner. by foolstop12/16/134.02Editor's Pick

The Literotica Annual April Fools Day Story Contest!

 — Enjoy the hot reads in this fun themed contest. by Literotica03/16/18

The Literotica Xmas Bash

 — WTF! Where's my invitation dude? by Touch_type12/06/174.67HOT

The Little Fucker Gang

 — They are planning a heist, but Harry Dick is on the case. by Jenny_Jackson10/01/074.40

The Long Pull

 — Futa baristas make special 'lattes' with their ejaculate. by DTales06/16/174.59HOT

The Long Pull: Friendly Competition

 — Visit Bukoffee, a drive-thru competitor to The Futa Brew. by DTales01/15/184.53HOT

The Long Ranger

 — Part I of 'The High Testosterone Men'. by Rockwell09/13/044.08

The Long Ride Home

 — Antonia and Chad get wild. by shaylee02/20/053.95

The Loser

 — No pussy for the boy! by bassbelly09/12/073.68

The Lost Night

 — Dave receives an offer he can't refuse, gets careless. by daveglenn07/31/123.81

The LW Troll

 — As it really is for the 'real man'. by geronimo_appleby03/25/142.87

The Magical Mackenzie Twins

 — Freckled faces covered in cum. by hmmnmm03/04/173.68

The Making of a King

 — Who knows what waits in Hell? by Zeb_Carter06/13/09

The Making of a King Ch. 01

 — Can you really correct things? by Zeb_Carter06/23/09HOT

The Man Who Faps

 — A tale of inaction and masturbation. by BrendantheJedi01/08/093.39

The Man's Man

 — Reasons not to cheat on your wife. by MrDeviant11/23/072.82

The Many and Varied Shades of Gay

 — The definitive gay test for men. by bb121205/01/124.07

The Many Loves & Lies of Senator X

 — Grad student interviews a well-known politician. by maxdname06/15/074.89

The Marketing Department

 — Brand manager seeks new use for skin cream. by allison_george03/12/04

The May Queen

 — Folklore for the less than pure of mind. by Thomas Drablézien01/19/094.00

The Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter

 — A cautionary tale of feminine hygiene and hijinks. by redzinger08/26/154.37

The McGuire Brother's Sister

 — 24th suitor arrives causing cockroaches to panic. by Egmont Grigor03/02/054.53HOT

The Mermaid and the Fisherman

 — A love story. by Deprived_in_AZ02/22/133.91

The Mermaid and The Octopus

 — A humorous tale of a lunch date gone wrong. by Yourstohave11/16/073.14

The Miller's Daughter

 — A virgin's adventures with sin. by Lady Malachite02/20/064.40

The Millipede Bugs the Astronaut Pt. 01

 — The Millipede's First Contact with a strange creature. by PrevertOne05/25/164.51HOT

The Millipede Bugs the Astronaut Pt. 02

 — Kate gets a massive bugging, and gives the Queen an idea. by PrevertOne03/14/184.55HOT

The Misadventures of Boney & Cloyed

 — A followup to 'Don't Ask'. by PTBzzzz03/05/124.13

The Misadventures of Hillary Hagg Ch. 01

 — Meet Hillary Hagg. by Stabmeisters12/02/034.00

The Missionary's Position

 — Actors for a porno receive an unexpected visitor. by KindOfASexyLady04/06/164.27

The Monster Under The Bed Ch. 02

 — Coping with old age and loneliness with an old friend. by AzPilot01/30/104.39

The Monster Under The Bed Ch. 03

 — Meet another friend, Hank, the closet monster. by AzPilot01/31/104.29

The Mrs. Santa Clause

 — Just who IS Mrs. Claus anyway? by Shuvani11/14/044.48

The Naked Barmaid

 — She loses her clothes. by Jayne Austin04/21/034.25

The Name

 — Where Joel was hidden, all that time. by endthedream10/05/074.33

The Naughty Elf

 — Elf plays dirty trick on Santa. by ~hellbaby~12/10/043.90

The Neo-Bored Conservative

 — Lesbians and politics on a Friday afternoon. by American_Knowbody01/16/093.67

The New Lieutenant Ch. 01

 — A new LT becomes the object of some students' longing. by Unannehmlichkeiten05/16/103.40

The Newlywed Game

 — Star Trek meets Star Wars & the X-Files. by Jhava05/09/013.09

The Night Before Christmas

 — Never, ever give alcohol to an elf! by caia_at_NF01/25/184.56HOT

The Note

 — (A trick-or-treat double-back play.) by sr71plt10/20/113.88

The Nude Gun

 — American Hero: lady with a gun, nude in Iraq. by My Erotic Trail06/19/064.30

The Nude Party

 — A party through the eye of a dick. by wsgy41109/27/013.00

The Numbers Game

 — A research project runs amok. by leapyearguy07/26/074.36

The Nymph Queen

 — The fisherman's wife has her wishes fulfilled, a fairy tale. by Lady Malachite11/17/054.43

The Office Party

 — Christmas party hijinks for three coworkers. by kromen11/23/083.60

The Old Antiques Dealer

 — Interview with an entrepreneurial Vampire-next-door by Nigel Debonnaire10/23/08

The Old Doc & The Perfect Cunt

 — A highly charged tale steeped in sex. by enfantterrible03/24/063.62

The Old Man and the See

 — He gets his chain yanked. by magmaman08/15/054.32

The One Bomber

 — A Loving Wives Story. by twistedsickmind09/09/154.27

The Only Problems with Braces

 — Oral and Anal--and meeting her daddy. by Baxter7202/02/104.31

The Orgasm Powered Car

 — Scientific discovery changes the world. by doc8712303/02/104.39

The P H Man

 — A pool cleaner's life can be hard. by yakka10/05/064.44

The Pact Ch. 01

 — A bar wench makes a pact with an incubus. by bergec04/28/184.54HOT

The Pact Ch. 02

 — Our hero consults the divine and explores exhibitionism. by bergec04/29/184.63HOT

The Pact Ch. 03

 — Our hero goes to the big city and learns a startling truth. by bergec05/02/184.67HOT

The Pact Ch. 04

 — Our hero sets out on a life of adventure. But first, a bath! by bergec05/03/184.59HOT

The Pact Ch. 05

 — Our hero violates the tomb of Hrothgar the Bloody! by bergec05/18/184.63HOT

The Pact Ch. 06

 — Our hero takes a quick trip to the realm of Faerie. by bergec06/17/184.36

The Pact Ch. 07

 — Our hero gains the service of a powerful demonic familiar! by bergec06/23/184.43NEW

The Panty Professor

 — Coeds trade panties for A's. by Deborah12/02/003.77

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