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The First Cut Is The Deepest Ch. 1

 — Some thoughts on an upcoming vasectomy. by EnglishBard08/07/013.86

The First Date

 — Krista finally gets the chance to seduce the her dream man. by Aislinn_Cain01/14/084.20

The First Time

 — The dangers of cross-cultural marriage. by Chagrined01/22/054.22

The First Time I had the Buttsex

 — First time ass play with a European slut in Miami. by newamba09/25/10

The Flight

 — Traveler is wakened by a head on his shoulder. by ShadeLizzard07/07/073.76

The Fourth Trial of Cupid

 — Antics of Cupid in the modern world. by AreUReady02/04/044.47

The Fuckbunny

 — My wanton ways... by tango091906/25/114.00

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta...

 — The Mad Scientist's Convention is in town. by JukeboxEMCSA09/11/114.52HOT

The Game of Life Ch. 01

 — One man is given the ultimate power - just don't be boring. by JohnMorrison05/06/054.22

The Gaming Group Ch. 01

 — The last role-playing session before college. by quoththeraven02/03/114.72HOT

The Gas Man Cummeth

 — Black comedy involving a long coat and a strap on. by Happy Satyr12/16/044.22

The Getting Lucky Guy

 — A video gone viral changes his life - big time. by juanwildone07/21/084.59HOT

The Giant Squid

 — Anne-Marie communicates with Squid. Why? by oggbashan01/30/044.17

The Gift

 — How the Big Apple creates the Big O. by Wetdecks11/14/064.00

The Girl Next Door

 — 18-year-old boys dropping balls. by ManusNigrumPoet06/27/023.68

The Global Effects of Sexual Orientation

 — The world is a fragile place. by jthserra06/10/044.67HOT

The Golden Dildo

 — The Simpleton's sexual exploits: a Grimm fairy tale parody. by Lady Malachite10/10/054.54HOT

The Good Buddy

 — If you promise to be extra naughty and very nasty. by fanfare10/20/133.50

The Grass is Always Greener

 — Is the cliche true? by dayle0109/25/083.92

The Great King: A Pact, Four Demons

 — Two wise queen sort of a daring plan. by nalksa10/11/144.27

The Greatest Story Ever Told, OR...

 — ...bi*ch hid my Viagra. by magichandslee04/10/044.43

The Growling

 — A second career. by BiancaOldman11/18/103.40

The Guidance Counselor

 — The day Jonathon met Layla by Ignoble10/29/114.48Editor's Pick

The Hand with the Power

 — A christmas gathering with a remote pleasure giver. by chateneau12/25/134.35

The Handsom Prince

 — A naive Prince learns about life, love, sex and women. by Ed061302/03/094.00

The Hard Truth Ch. 1

 — Man finds the humility of his penis. by midnightblues7603/31/022.90

The Hargreaves Clinic Ch. 01

 — Unable to achieve orgasm, Silvie seeks Dr Hargreave's help. by angiefuch01/24/093.71

The Hat Trick

 — It took three of Them. by starbunny02/25/054.50HOT

The Heroes' Bar-Santa's Tale

 — Silk stockings and the girl in them are hung by the chimney. by Kethandra11/10/144.38

The History of Don Cocksote

 — Don Cocksote and Sancho Pantless go on their quest of love. by MatthewVett04/06/135.00

The Hobby

 — Follow Mona as she pursues her new hobby. by Arpea02/21/143.90

The Honesty of Life

 — My trip to the Clinic. by Julian11/13/064.38

The Horny Hitchhiker

 — Shilo meets a hitchhiker and a lot of fun. by *Snatch02/03/06

The Horrible Dream

 — Kelly dreams of Christmas with Lindsay's family. by taleserotic10/31/054.33

The Hot Date

 — How hot can a girl get...too hot? by Softstone01/29/023.26

The Hotel Guest and His Pet

 — Just how far will a bellhop go for a tip? by Bakeboss12/02/103.95

The Humper Games

 — Catscratch Everpeen volunteers for the 74th Humper Games. by Mudak08/15/144.00

The Husband Who Wanted To Watch

 — A man sleeps with a woman while he watches. by galen ubal09/14/023.30

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 01

 — Pot-growing farm girl helps him recover from bike crash. by crazyhominin12/13/133.98

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 02

 — He satisfies the mafia woman who kidnapped him. by crazyhominin12/19/134.46

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 03

 — He joins a pair of tourists for a lakeside tryst. by crazyhominin01/06/144.40

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 04

 — Three sexy witches use him for their ritual of lust. by crazyhominin02/11/144.45

The Improbable Adventure Ch. 05

 — Preacher's daughter shows him a new way to praise God. by crazyhominin02/20/144.57HOT

The Incredible Fellatio Girl Ch. 01

 — Fellatio Girl takes on The Jizzler. by megadeth42503/07/084.22

The Incredible Growing Man

 — Penis Enlargement: the next phase in human evolution. by GratefulFred10/11/073.52

The Incredible Shrinking Dude

 — Funky Aliens? What are they good for? by GratefulFred07/25/043.15

The Inequality Of Man

 — A Tale of Woe and Envy (an Essay). by trevorm06/26/084.00

The Informer

 — Informer has pressure brought to bear. by Ashson11/20/124.34

The Inner Workings of a Man's Mind

 — Just some humor from a married man. by Master_Vassago03/20/034.30

The Insidious Grub Plot

 — A plan to destroy America is unearthed. by Lavared12/23/054.43

The Interview

 — A most satisfying job interview. by PeterR08/27/053.92

The Jizz Vixens

 — Librarian loses out to a couple of girls. by NoJo02/08/05

The Judgment of Harris

 — Citius, Altius, Sexius: one judge, one sorority competition. by MarshAlien08/14/084.74HOT

The Kings New Bride

 — A Fairy Tale. by Ceilo03/01/074.07

The Kiss

 — He just wants a kiss. by welshman01/16/024.06

The Knight and the Witch

 — Can he change her evil ways? by Edscribblings12/29/114.14

The Land of Oooze

 — Lorri finds herself in a strange place. by *Snatch03/14/064.72HOT

The Last Range War

 — Seminary drop-out learns plenty about life home on the range. by Egmont040910/13/094.30

The Legend of Coyote & Fox

 — Why Coyote and Fox are no longer friends. by Many Feathers01/05/084.38

The Legend of Goldicocks

 — The true story that the Brothers Grimm never told. by the brothers cum10/21/034.56HOT

The Legend of White Cloud

 — Tale of a handsome, but lazy warrior. by Many Feathers01/05/084.61HOT

The Lexicon of Humorous Erotica

 — In a word, what's in a word? by Cal Y. Pygia07/30/094.50

The Lift

 — An uplifting experience. by Britease07/01/084.38

The Lionel Train Mixup

 — A Christmas Groaner. by foolstop12/16/133.95Editor's Pick

The Little Fucker Gang

 — They are planning a heist, but Harry Dick is on the case. by Jenny_Jackson10/01/074.38

The Long Ranger

 — Part I of 'The High Testosterone Men'. by Rockwell09/12/044.14

The Long Ride Home

 — Antonia and Chad get wild. by shaylee02/19/054.00

The Loser

 — No pussy for the boy! by bassbelly09/12/073.91

The Lost Night

 — Dave receives an offer he can't refuse, gets careless. by daveglenn07/31/123.74

The LW Troll

 — As it really is for the 'real man'. by geronimo_appleby03/25/142.64

The Making of a King

 — Who knows what waits in Hell? by Zeb_Carter06/13/09

The Making of a King Ch. 01

 — Can you really correct things? by Zeb_Carter06/23/09HOT

The Man Who Faps

 — A tale of inaction and masturbation. by BrendantheJedi01/08/093.38

The Man's Man

 — Reasons not to cheat on your wife. by MrDeviant11/23/072.57

The Many and Varied Shades of Gay

 — The definitive gay test for men. by bb121205/01/124.00

The Many Loves & Lies of Senator X

 — Grad student interviews a well-known politician. by maxdname06/15/074.86

The Marketing Department

 — Brand manager seeks new use for skin cream. by allison_george03/12/04

The May Queen

 — Folklore for the less than pure of mind. by Thomas Drablézien01/19/094.06

The McGuire Brother's Sister

 — 24th suitor arrives causing cockroaches to panic. by Egmont Grigor03/02/054.58HOT

The Mermaid and the Fisherman

 — A love story. by Deprived_in_AZ02/22/134.02

The Mermaid and The Octopus

 — A humorous tale of a lunch date gone wrong. by Yourstohave11/16/073.00

The Miller's Daughter

 — A virgin's adventures with sin. by Lady Malachite02/20/064.37

The Misadventures of Boney & Cloyed

 — A followup to 'Don't Ask'. by PTBzzzz03/05/124.03

The Misadventures of Hillary Hagg Ch. 01

 — Meet Hillary Hagg. by Stabmeisters12/01/034.00

The Monster Under The Bed Ch. 02

 — Coping with old age and loneliness with an old friend. by AzPilot01/30/104.39

The Monster Under The Bed Ch. 03

 — Meet another friend, Hank, the closet monster. by AzPilot01/31/104.18

The Mrs. Santa Clause

 — Just who IS Mrs. Claus anyway? by Shuvani11/13/044.46

The Naked Barmaid

 — She loses her clothes. by Jayne Austin04/21/034.28

The Name

 — Where Joel was hidden, all that time. by endthedream10/05/074.00

The Naughty Elf

 — Elf plays dirty trick on Santa. by ~hellbaby~12/10/043.90

The Neo-Bored Conservative

 — Lesbians and politics on a Friday afternoon. by American_Knowbody01/16/093.67

The New Lieutenant Ch. 01

 — A new LT becomes the object of some students' longing. by Unannehmlichkeiten05/16/103.75

The Newlywed Game

 — Star Trek meets Star Wars & the X-Files. by Jhava05/09/013.00

The Note

 — (A trick-or-treat double-back play.) by sr71plt10/20/114.00

The Nude Gun

 — American Hero: lady with a gun, nude in Iraq. by My Erotic Trail06/19/064.29

The Nude Party

 — A party through the eye of a dick. by wsgy41109/27/013.04

The Numbers Game

 — A research project runs amok. by leapyearguy07/26/074.46

The Nymph Queen

 — The fisherman's wife has her wishes fulfilled, a fairy tale. by Lady Malachite11/17/054.49

The Office Party

 — Christmas party hijinks for three coworkers. by kromen11/23/083.59

The Old Antiques Dealer

 — Interview with an entrepreneurial Vampire-next-door by Nigel Debonnaire10/23/08

The Old Doc & The Perfect Cunt

 — A highly charged tale steeped in sex. by enfantterrible03/24/063.52

The Old Man and the See

 — He gets his chain yanked. by magmaman08/15/054.48

The Only Problems with Braces

 — Oral and Anal--and meeting her daddy. by Baxter7202/02/104.36

The Orgasm Powered Car

 — Scientific discovery changes the world. by doc8712303/02/104.46

The P H Man

 — A pool cleaner's life can be hard. by yakka10/05/064.36

The Panty Professor

 — Coeds trade panties for A's. by Deborah12/01/003.81
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